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Topic: Man Cave -- NOT
Alterette Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 1600	Mon 07/18/11 06:52 PM
Okay, Ladies ... we hear so much about it ... What would you put in your ladies version of the "Man Cave"? 1. A large screen tv and a library of chick flicks 2. A personal chef 3. A pool table with a Chippendales stripper to rack the balls 4. A personal trainer (see #3) 5. A 24/7 masseuse (again, see #3)

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Mon 07/18/11 06:55 PM
Okay I'll Cook that is all.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 07/18/11 06:56 PM
Okay, Ladies ... we hear so much about it ... What would you put in your ladies version of the "Man Cave"? 1. A large screen tv and a library of chick flicks 2. A personal chef 3. A pool table with a Chippendales stripper to rack the balls 4. A personal trainer (see #3) 5. A 24/7 masseuse (again, see #3) 6. A manO awwww

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Mon 07/18/11 06:56 PM
Okay, Ladies ... we hear so much about it ... What would you put in your ladies version of the "Man Cave"? 1. A large screen tv and a library of chick flicks 2. A personal chef 3. A pool table with a Chippendales stripper to rack the balls 4. A personal trainer (see #3) 5. A 24/7 masseuse (again, see #3) Our man cave beats this.

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Mon 07/18/11 07:15 PM
A couple of linebackers (cowboys or cabbana boys, ladies choice.) to fan and massage. Scented candles. Lots of fluffy pillows, satin throws, fur blankets and several chaise lounges. Tons of music. A well stocked bar. A personal manicurest and pedicurest. A chocolatier.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 07/18/11 07:31 PM
A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you.

Alterette Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 1600	Mon 07/18/11 08:32 PM
A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you. My DAD'S gonna be there???

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Mon 07/18/11 08:37 PM
one of those awesome pedicure chairs with the built in jetted foot bath and reclining back with the multiple program massager oh I think my heart just fluttered a little ...

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 07/18/11 08:39 PM
A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you. My DAD'S gonna be there??? Your dad is not the dad of most women found freely occurring in the universe. You think this post's about you. You're so vain. One woman's dad is another woman's lover. Think of your mom. SHE saw something in him.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 07/18/11 08:39 PM
one of those awesome pedicure chairs with the built in jetted foot bath and reclining back with the multiple program massager oh I think my heart just fluttered a little ... As God is my witness, I read your post first as "... with the multiple orgasm massager."

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Mon 07/18/11 08:41 PM
one of those awesome pedicure chairs with the built in jetted foot bath and reclining back with the multiple program massager oh I think my heart just fluttered a little ... As God is my witness, I read your post first as "... with the multiple orgasm massager." Even better Get your mind out of the gutter wux

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Mon 07/18/11 08:55 PM
An exceptionally good lock on a very secure door on some very solid walls for starters. If it is mine it needs to stay mine all the time. Then it will be full of the most lush and comfy furniture known to the human race. Excellent video and sound equipment for my viewing and listening pleasure with a woman only remote for all of it. Access to food delivery from some definite eye candy. A treadmill. An ice maker for a constant supply of ice water. And it will gently smell of lavender and/or lilacs. The most annoying thing in there will be an alarm clock in case I fall asleep in there.

Alterette Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 1600	Mon 07/18/11 09:03 PM
A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you. My DAD'S gonna be there??? Your dad is not the dad of most women found freely occurring in the universe. You think this post's about you. You're so vain. One woman's dad is another woman's lover. Think of your mom. SHE saw something in him. No she didn't. He bought her with a wedding contract after WW2

kre8karma Joined Wed 05/04/11 Posts: 334	Mon 07/18/11 09:03 PM
A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you. My DAD'S gonna be there??? good one!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 07/18/11 09:06 PM
one of those awesome pedicure chairs with the built in jetted foot bath and reclining back with the multiple program massager oh I think my heart just fluttered a little ... dayum...that almost makes me want to be a woman

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 07/18/11 09:27 PM
A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you. My DAD'S gonna be there??? Your dad is not the dad of most women found freely occurring in the universe. You think this post's about you. You're so vain. One woman's dad is another woman's lover. Think of your mom. SHE saw something in him. No she didn't. He bought her with a wedding contract after WW2 Sigh... oh, well. My only chance to procreate is therefore to start a world war.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 07/18/11 09:27 PM Edited by wux on Mon 07/18/11 09:29 PM
one of those awesome pedicure chairs with the built in jetted foot bath and reclining back with the multiple program massager oh I think my heart just fluttered a little ... As God is my witness, I read your post first as "... with the multiple orgasm massager." Even better Get your mind out of the gutter wux Let sleeping minds lie. Even if they lie in the bottom of a gutter.