It would have to be pretty good, The bladerunner ones might be ok.
If it came with loads of extras like, fully programmable personalities, an mp3 player, bluetooth,some may want a cigarette dispenser/lighter. Obviously a standard dog walking, cooking, shopping, washing up routine, with software upgrades like vegetarian or vegan 2.0. The Casanova suit or gigolo 6, Tango 4.1,
waltz 3.0 Balroom basic, jive 3.9 or ch ch cha pro.

Tart 5.0 the complete kama sutra software stack. and a tin/bottle opener.

Still not sure about it though. Probably go for it in a moment of weakness.

Yea that's nice.

Reminds me of simpler times, when when we used to have a local bobby on a bicycle who would potter around the village and protect someones apple tree from unwanted attentions. He used to lurk in the shadows like Dixon of dock Green, and try and catch us in the act :)
Most people liked him ( not all ) But he would go out of his way to help people.
That's what police were like then.

Yea I am a dreamer. Had a few about people I hadn't seen in 20 years or more. The next day I bump into them. 4 times thats happened in 30 years. Just a curiosity of life..Inexplicable really.

I'm just worried that the wrong dream might become a reality, in that case my scrawny arse could end up on the evening news.

180 lbs yea I know racing snake :) Only 20 lbs lighter than I've been for 30 years.

A top of the range one. Be honest


Say you accidentally won one in a raffle or something.

Say it was the middle of the winter and it was temperature controlled

I mean you could argue that its sort of a hot water bottle with benefits right?

don't know never paid for it. Unless you are of cynical mind.

The notion that a girl would want paying, after MY attentions have been lavished upon her.

Hahahahaha pwfffff
get one of those sex robots m8

One gallon of double cream, 5 kg of strawberries and 6kg of chocolate and a case of cherries.. anyone sign for this?

That sounds quite good. Better than knackering yourself out every week. :)

Yea divorce isn't much fun is it? But its got a half life. ie it reduces by half after a few months then by half again after a while and so forth . In theory it never goes, but believe me it starts to become less ans less significant.
Until its practically homeopathic.

Ble. I'm more like Andrea Bocell.

Ill sing this one with you if you like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ENX3aHlqU

I've already translated it to lardy da format.
Goes something like this

Time to say goodby lardy da da lardy da da daaaaaaa lardy da da de da daaaa.
Lardy da da de da daaaa.

and i can hit the high C lol

well I am defending a pet hate after all :)

n. British. informal. Used to attract someone's attention, especially in a rough or angry way. 'oi, don't lean out'

Pet hate ? :) It simply means Hi or Hello in other languages.

Anyhow don't knock it before you try it m8.

It's great for you hair, and you smell of grapefruit.

And there's plenty of zest in the rest :)

lol

MM I think Ill wait for the bugs to be Ironed out I think. Recently had a bad experience with shower gel. Had to leap out sharpish, clutching glowing cobblers. This tech scares me.. I mean what if there's a short somewhere.

you know? I think I'm gonna need therapy after lat night...

You know what dementia is. you know when the brain deteriorates.
Usually doesn't happen till much older .

I find it a challenge to be serious Ihab :)
I sometimes say something because it rolls of the tongue.

I would find it a bit hard to be honest. no wait .. that's not what I mean...:)

Waaaat that laundry soap m8. flippin eck.

Recon that'll ad luster to yer cluster

Pretty much I recon. but mostly holidays, travel etc. they've probably spent a lot of time up to then doing a lot of homely stuff, or work. Or both.

Adventure before dementia. :)