A duck enters a hardware store, and asks the hardware store owner, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

"No," the hardware store owner replies. "We don't sell bananas."

"OK," the duck responds, and leaves the store.

The next day, the duck returns to the hardware store, and asks the owner, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

"Weren't you here yesterday," the hardware store owner replies. "We don't sell bananas."

"OK," the duck responds, and leaves the store.

The next day, the duck returns to the hardware store, and asks the owner, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

The hardware store owner is infuriated, and responds, "Look here, duck! You came in two days ago, and asked me if I had any bananas. I said that we don't sell bananas. Then, you came in yesterday, and asked if I had any bananas. I said again that I do not sell bananas. Now, you come on again, asking the same question. You see those nails over there?"

The duck says, "Yes."

The hardware store owner says, "You come in here once more, asking me if I have any bananas, I'm going to take my nail gun and nail your webbed feet to the floor."

"OK," the duck responds, and leaves the store.

The next day, the duck returns to the hardware store, and asks the owner, "Excuse me, do you have any nails?"

"No," the hardware store owner replies. "We don't have any nails."

"OK," the duck responds, "Do you have any bananas?"

cute

oh that's just like the grape joke but the duck asks for grapes in the bar. it's my favorite joke!

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