Soufie, you forgot to spell men with a Z.

I believe I've stumbled across a loophole...?

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It's just part of wanting something you can't have.

As far as respecting someone just because they're a women, I dunno. Where I come from you have to give respect to get it.

So, really, why are you wasting "nice guy" tears on all of these so called "nice guy" haters.

Reason says - Don't change, things will happen in time.

Logic says - If you keep getting walked upon, maybe it's time to change.

Well, I'd tell you, but first... what if a frog had wings?

Would it still bump it's @$$ every time it jumped?

- And if not, I'd like to have a job researching why not.

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Sim.

Classico.

Todos deveriam.

Voce fala portugues?

Sim.

Yes.

Translation - "At midnight I will take your soul."

Great! Can you help me with my homework?



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WHO - SHAAAAAAA?!


+ + =

I still think solar sails in combination with gravity assisted trajectory is the way to go.

One day I'm hoping for quantum travel. In fact I've already devised a smaller device for just that. Yeah, using refrigerator magnets, old milk jugs, and weather balloons, but... preliminary tests haven't proved successful.

Not sure about cocktails, but I will have a beer! As far as what's in it - Barley, hops, sugar, yeast, water, and I think I tasted a little egg and a pinch of cinnamon too...?



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Cuban!!



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Not sure about the coffee, but I know where the pot is.

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So what we have here is a raccoon that has been given a constant reminder of her limitations, probably a result of authoritarian parenting or peer pressure. I'm guessing it was in the form of physical appearance, cultural differences, emotional responses, and on the basis of certain abilities.

As time has went on, she ultimately had to develop a set of defense mechanisms to employ whenever she felt inferior herself. Your obivious (mostly involuntary) desire to prove to yourself is nothing more than the little girl trapped inside the raccoon crying out for attention.

Your sadistic and narcissistic rage is more "disgusting" than my soul will ever be, so how exactly are you gonna break anything when you're already broken?

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When it comes down to watching pictures of a TV someone's watching - Bleh.

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You guys obviously have the fish thing wrong.

Now, what I do is take some fresh sewer trout and wrap it in bologna.

Microwave for three minutes - Flash freeze, and serve.

Mmm, delicious.

Oh GREAT!

Now it smells like fish in here.

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So.

When you're not here, are you somewhere else?


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But, but... if a hyper evolved raccoon such as yourself went back in time, would she still be capable of such polemic discussions about devouring souls?

Or - Would the absense of some weird present consequently only play, "love is in the air" on the raido?