A father and son are at a 7-Eleven when the son sees boxes of condoms. "What are these for," the boy asks, picking up a 3 pack.

The father says, "those are for high school boys, 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday."

Then the boy picks up the 7 pack and asks, "Then what about these?"

The father explains that they are for college kids, "1 for each day of the week."

The boy finds the 12 pack, and says, "Then who are these for?"

The dad lets out a sigh, and says, "Those are for married me. One for January, one for February, March..."

My friends and I had a habit of watching basketball on ESPN at my friend's apartment. It became an every weekend thing.

So, on this particular afternoon, it was a double-header, so like...3-4 hours of TV watching. We ordered some pizzas and were drinking some beer. My friend (who I'm giving an alias) Ronny had already been partying the night before, and was shorter than the rest of us was feeling kind of bad, so he went to lay down on the couch in the other room.

I get up to use the bathroom, and on my way there I look and realize Ronny is about as tall as the couch is wide. Now this couch is the fold out kind, the kind that folds out into a bed. So I get this stupid idea...

I go back in where everyone is watching TV, and I tell them about Ronny and the couch. So, we lift him up, unfold the couch, place him on the bed, and roll the couch back up with Ronny lying inside. Put the cushions back and if you had walked in, wouldn't know there was anyone inside.

We all have a good laugh, go back and watch the games. Remember, this is a double header and there is lots of time left. Finally, it's time to go, and we're saying our goodbyes. We can hear a muffled "Mmmmmmghgghghghg." What the hell is that we think...finally, we're like, "Oh, ****...Ronny!" So, we get all the cushions off, and let him out...

He was pissed. I've never seen his face so red. He just got his stuff, and walked out with out saying a word. He didn't talk to any of us for weeks.

Looking back on it, this was really stupid. He could have suffocated, or if he had puked, died...

But since nothing bad happened, it's one of those things you can look back on and laugh. We're all friends now, and we know better than to do that again...

Didn't really like the movie...loved the cartoon (80's) though!

Any advice? What about more than 1 kid?

Sitting in front of the computer and typing none-sense on JustSayHi.com

Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and dad and Vicky always giving him commands

Beat it, Twerp!

The doom and gloom up to his room
is broken instantly
By his magic little fish that grant his every wish
Because in reality...

They are his odd parents
Fairly Odd Parents

Wands and wings
Floaty crowny things

Odd parents
Fairly Odd Parents

Really rad, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

Odd parents
Fairly Odd Parents
It flips your lid when you're the kid with Fairly Odd Parents

Yeah Right!

F is for Friends who do stuff together
U is for yoU and me
N is for aNywhere and aNytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea

F is for Frolic through all the Flowers
U is for Ukulele
N is for Nose pickin, cherry gum, and sand lickin'
here with my best buddy

The camera says...kinky

Are you ready kids?
Aye aye Captain
I can't hear you...
Aye aye Captain!

Oooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsense be something ye wish
Spongebob Squarepants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob Squarepants

Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongbo~~~~~b SquarePa~~~~~~~nts!

Yar har hee har har, ha har har har

tweedle-lee-dee-dee dee

I want more friends too. Coz I'm so ronery!

nothin' but haoles here

my worst break up was when my ex started going out with my friends

I think it's coz I'm a nerd...

Anyone else bored at home?

Yeah, I did a complete reformat to get rid of Vista on my laptop.

I haven't bought a "new PC" for a long time. I just slowly upgrade components as time goes on. I have a 500 GB HD right now, but want to get a 1TB HD when they get their search speeds higher (or I'm considering the TB drive as a storage drive and finding a super fast 500 GB HD).

I need a video card upgrade, and everyone says even a dual core at 2.66 GHz is slow, so I guess I need something 3 GHz or faster soon. I'm waiting to see what the new quad cores will do.

Anyone else excited about the new quad cores?

ajd4u that works for a lot of hardware Vista doesn't automatically find, or even hardware that Vista determines a generic Microsoft Driver will work for.

However, it doesn't work for everything. My laptop from Japan (has the sticker for Designed for Windows XP, Windows Vista Capable on it). I figured Vista would be a nice upgrade for it. However, it wouldn't find the correct drivers, so I had to use my disc that came with it to find all the correct drivers. The only bad part was it couldn't load the driver for my WLAN or my WLAN Switch, so I had no wireless internet after loading Vista.

The other problem was battery life. On XP, I get 8 hours battery life, but with Vista I only got 3.

For my desktop, I already posted it doesn't run games as well. I guess Vista runs games that are labled, "Made for Windows" just fine, but then you are letting Microsoft monopolize your gaming experience (BIOSHOCK has such a label). I know on Warcraft 3, you cannot adjust your gamma screen brightness if you are running Vista (tested with 3 video cards). I don't know what other things Vista makes more difficult, only used it for 3 weeks before I switched back to XP.

There's an age restriction to registering on this site?

Man...you know you're getting old when you don't even look at age requirements anymore...

I'm depressed right now

My on-again, off-again relationship is finally over (for good this time). I blocked her number, email, and MSN.

While the story is long, and even though it was on-again, off-again, it still is depressing. Just feels lonely, you know?

Oh, one more thing I left out.

You get one cheater day a week. This day you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want it. The reason for this is so you can still eat things that you want and get the satisfaction of doing it while having moderation the rest of the week. It gives you something to look forward too. It's a way to reward yourself for doing the right thing all week long. If you do this, it might be a way to keep you from succumbing to the pressures of bad food throughout the rest of the week, and only do it on this one day.

My cheater day is Saturday, so I can hang out with friends, and maintain the appearance that I'm not watching what I eat.