A father and son are at a 7-Eleven when the son sees boxes of condoms. "What are these for," the boy asks, picking up a 3 pack.

The father says, "those are for high school boys, 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday."

Then the boy picks up the 7 pack and asks, "Then what about these?"

The father explains that they are for college kids, "1 for each day of the week."

The boy finds the 12 pack, and says, "Then who are these for?"

The dad lets out a sigh, and says, "Those are for married me. One for January, one for February, March..."

Be careful with that joke.............it's an antique.

now that was seriously funny... but...
on average married men have more sex then men who date.
it has something to do with being comfortable with your partner.

Clearly she's never been married. lol