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1. THINGY (thing-ee) noun
Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adjective Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) noun Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male..... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) noun Female... A desire to get married and raise a family! Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) noun Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) noun Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) noun Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8.. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) noun Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND He said - I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said - You wear pants don't you? He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said - Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? She said - They already have boyfriends. He said - Why are married women heavier than single women? She said - Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.  
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