A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond neighbor came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of his house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
"Is something wrong?"
To which she replied,
"There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

haha thats good. heres another one:

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

they are both hilarious....

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A Blond woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If your kcid is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."