No...You ALL loose!
I'm the MOST annoying person here, by FAR.
1 I think most women are crazy.
2 jesus is a total myth.
3 I'm broke
4 I don't give a crap WHAT you all think.

So there.

jesus christ

I make video games, but don't play them anymore.

I have pulled an "all-nighter"before, though.

I'm the king of over-reacting...
That was a MILD post!

Man bashing humor is no better than anti-woman jokes.

Work on your material, please.

Believe it or not...This is one religion thread I WON'T flame.

Although, i don't believe in gods, or goddesses, I DO believe pagan(or, country) religions are much less harmful that their "jesus" based counterparts.
Too bad your only asking for women friends.
I'd be one of yours in a heartbeat.

il mio errore

Not bad...

How's this:

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A candle.

On my dresser, is a white candle, given to me by my only love.
I think, if there were a symbol of what we shared, it would be a candle.
Like a candle, it burned brightly..Shining a light on my world that I had never known.
But, like a candle, it only burned for so long, then went dim. It never went out for me, though.
Through all the storms of my life...The wind, and the rain, it stayed lit.

That light is like a star...Guiding me through all the days of my life.

I will never forget the brightness of that light.
The blessings I received.
It's a part of me now.
Who I am.

Thank you.

I'm so famous here...I'll never get a date!

Unless you're into psycho anti-religion babble.
:P

Well...The FIRST rule of the military, or government is:
SAY NOTHING.

But, as for the men in black, or Roswell...
You probably don't want to know.

Then you'd disappear too.

Voted for Bush..TWICE.

"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

What...?
No takers?

Doesn't ANYONE want to defend the bible?


...Oh...I know. I've offended you.

Too bad.

According to the bible, this was Jesus' last words

Matt.27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."

...And this...

Luke23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

...and this...

John19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."


They can't be ALL true.
So, which 2 are a lie?
In the bible.

If Adam and Eve had two sons but no daughters how did the world get populated?

OK...Here's a far-out theory.

What if it does hit, and parts of the martian surface gets ejected into space, and some of it reaches earth.
Now, this is just science fiction, but what if there really IS microbial life on mars, and it awakens here on earth?

He he.

I prefer "The misfits of science".

Ever see that one. The funniest guy was the shrinking man...
Who was nude when ever he used his powers.
What a crack-up!

In my opinion, Hillary is in because Bill had a b-job.
That's her qualification.
Even bush as a better resume than that.

I 'gotta stop drinking!

There are 3 forms of relationship;
Friendship
dating
marriage/commitment


The first one...Sure
The second...Maybe.
The third...No.