It's funny video games were mentioned...

Many people consider dating sites to be a game, of sorts.

Only, there playing "pong" with someone's heart.

OK...I was trying to be cute, but really, if you want to start a conversation, pick a topic.
And don't be surprised of no one bites.

no

Ok...(suprise, suprise!) I'm going to have to comment on this.
While being yourself is always the best policy, women tend to be attracted to men who are confident. Shy guys can sometimes be mistaken for less than manly. Shy is cute...But don't be afraid

...They can smell fear.

He he.

Good luck, man.

I'm not sure if I should share this or not...
But with just a few scraps of info, you can find out addresses, phone #, relatives, ect.

And it's free.

I agree...There's plenty of people to be friends with. I've made one already. And, although most of my posts are...Pointed, I do get positive replies.
The people here are really friendly. It's probably the best site I've been on.

...And I thought MY posts were bad...
...Butt dust...?!?!
This MUST be a true story....No sane mind could have invented it!


Hey... maybe were a match!


He he.

I wish I had something relevant to add...


But I don't.


Cheers!

Kissing a toad can't be any worse that licking a dead fish...

If you get my meaning.

Do you mean BRAVO?

As far as I know...There isn't any such word as "BRAVA".
(Just a hint...When there's a little RED line underneath the word,
that means it's mis-spelled.)
Oh well. It's good to know there are people dumber than me out there.

...I'm not going to get a chick with my attitude, am I?

A flirt...?

No, I'm not talking about a condom...

Look, try this once...
Ask a woman how much money SHE makes...
And then tell HER she isn't "stable" enough for you.

Her jaw will hit the floor.

I'm with 'ya, man.

Or, how about the ones that ask you what's in your wallet?

How low can you get?

"This, I understand, can be attributed to the use of marijuana!"


-Reefer madness

Trust...?

I wouldn't trust someone who I had just met, and it's the same with dating sites. Many people want to jump right in to a relationship after a few emails, but obviously you have to give it time. It's no different that meeting someone at a bar, or at a coffee house.

Trust your own instincts.

Alien...?

You have to me more specific. If you mean green guys with ray guns, or alien vs predator...No.
If you mean thing outside out understanding or experience, sure. There are millions of insects unclassified...Sub-atomic particles, plants...
There's lots of stuff still undiscovered.

So far, though we haven't found any traces of extra-terestral life, or at least none that uses electro-magnetic based technology, like radio or T.V. We can detect a 20 watt lightbulb a half a million light years away, but, as of yet, no intelligent signals.
That's pretty hard evidence that we're alone.

But, who knows?

I took waaay too much LDS back in the 60's...

So...Jet me get this straight...Because a butterfly flaps it's wings, or a perfectly healthy man "takes a breath", that's suppose to be "proof" of the bible? That "jesus h christ" is your god and master?


First of all...That's asinine. Secondly, why does it have to be YOUR god? Couldn't budda have done it as easily? Of ANY of the other countless gods there are?

..Why to ignorant people living in trailer parks feel the have ALL the answers..But science is dead wrong?

EGO?

Have you ever seen the Wizard of Oz?

Why does the wizard introduce himself by saying,
"I am the great OZ...WHO are YOU?"?

He was the wizard OF Oz...Not named Oz.

A bit of a goof there, if you ask me.

God isn't a cuss-word...Neither is damn.

..So why is goddamn bad?
Is threatening people with hell any better?

ICKY, STINKY OLD PEOPLE!!!!

EWWWWW!!!! Like,totally GROSSSSS!!!!

Barf out!

He he... What a load of %^&%$!!

Someone needs to put down her brittany spears albums, and grow up.