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Sun 06/22/08 07:12 PM
How many people have you slept with?
At least 20

How many orgies have you parttaken in?
None

Have you ever posed nude?
Yeah...but not professionally

Whats your stance on politics?
Never discuss religion or politics...

The death penalty?
Kill the SOB!! Let 'em fry!

Abortion?
You gonna adopt them all?

Do you have any STDs?
Three that the medical community hasn't discovered yet

Whens your bday?
I was born one morning when the sun didn't shine

Where do you live?
In my house

Oh, whats your name?
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt


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Sun 06/22/08 07:00 PM

i dont have any pick up lines ..i usally scare them away at firsy glance lol


I dunno why...you kinda look like Eddie Van Halen...

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Sun 06/22/08 06:59 PM
"Is your daddy a colonel? Cause you are finger-lickin' good"

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Sun 06/22/08 06:57 PM
"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd really like to tap that a$$"

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Sun 06/22/08 06:56 PM
Actually...there's nothing that I used to eat that I don't eay anymore...

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Sun 06/22/08 06:55 PM
"um dude...there's a bat in the belfrey"

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Sun 06/22/08 06:54 PM

You know what? Smoking or no, she saved a kitten from certain death. Thats commendable, and God knows I'd give her a hug if I could. Because not everyone would take action immediately. And if someone does own that cat, they shouldn't have left it outside to die.

People suck sometimes mad


See...at least you see the point of the topic...it's not that I went to smoke...it's that I found a poor little kitty (who's currently loving up on me) and I damn well know he would've died...either hit by a car or in the 118 degree heat. Either way, you're right...people do suk...

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Sun 06/22/08 04:15 PM
and I was waiting for you to say..."It's Fat Albert"

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Sun 06/22/08 04:14 PM
sure...just let me grab my spurs...

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Sun 06/22/08 04:13 PM



smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin bigsmile


whooooo hoooooooooo....you go peachy....flowerforyou


seriously...not that i'm out to cause harm to anyone...except maybe me...but i hate being lectured about it. and now i can't even smoke anywhere in public because of whine-a$$ people cryin' about how my cigarette is goning to give them cancer...right. these are the same people to imbibe thier livers with poison while they sit at the same bar i can't smoke at...pickling their insides...getting in their 6000lbs cars and driving home afterwards...

grrrrr...not i'm on a rant


peachie

yesterday i gave a homeless man a few ciagrettes, and some people on here were nasty, and said to me, thats nice of you to give cancer sticks out!!!! i mean WTF. the man was picking up dirty nub ends off the floor, so i gave him a few of mine. but apparntly im really bad for doing that. explode explode


oh i know...maybe people should live by what my grandma used to tell me...

"when you're perfect THEN you can worry about everybody else"

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Sun 06/22/08 03:25 PM

smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin bigsmile


whooooo hoooooooooo....you go peachy....flowerforyou


seriously...not that i'm out to cause harm to anyone...except maybe me...but i hate being lectured about it. and now i can't even smoke anywhere in public because of whine-a$$ people cryin' about how my cigarette is goning to give them cancer...right. these are the same people to imbibe thier livers with poison while they sit at the same bar i can't smoke at...pickling their insides...getting in their 6000lbs cars and driving home afterwards...

grrrrr...not i'm on a rant

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Sun 06/22/08 03:16 PM

yeah thanks for adding to the world's cancer rates to save a kitten. noway :tongue:

Nice you saved the kitten, but really. Stop choking me. indifferent


Are you serious??? Come on...if you're that worried about cancer...and you honestly think my little cigarette is harming you...then stop driving...stop breathing the air outside...carcinogens aren't only in cigarette smoke my dear...look at the polution rate...

Damn...I hate crybabies...

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Sun 06/22/08 03:11 PM
Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse. ~ Banky in Chasing Amy

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Sun 06/22/08 03:05 PM
Common sense isn't all that common...

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Sun 06/22/08 12:04 AM
I'd prefer someone who compliments me...I'm pretty complete on my own...

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Fri 06/20/08 10:17 PM
God yeah...me too...and to think EVERYONE thinks it's so BAD to smoke...

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Fri 06/20/08 10:15 PM
Okay, so I just went outside to smoke and I hear this little tiny "meow" coming from over my block wall...so I look over and in THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET is a little tiny kitten...so I rescued it. Good thing too...just as I got to the little girl two cars almost hit me...would've creamed her! Poor thing can't be more than four weeks old...and she's a chocolate point siamese! So here I sit bottle feeding the poor thing...guess I'm a new momma now..

:heart:

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Fri 06/20/08 01:39 PM

I've never gone. They seem to have fun. My problem is I might stare if I saw an attractive woman. I don't think she'd like it too much.

I wonder, if you stare at a nudist do they get self-conscious and want to cover up?


You know, I've always wondered if porn stars get two fifteen minute breaks and a 30 minute lunch...

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Fri 06/20/08 01:38 PM
You know you're a redneck if you took your mom to the prom and got lucky...

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Fri 06/20/08 01:35 PM

Yea,I was a nude roadie for a band...it was pretty enlightening bigsmile


it was Barry Manilow...wasn't it??? laugh laugh