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your best pick up line or interested line?
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why are you talking to me? Go away.
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"hey"
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I don't believe in pick up lines really. But, if I AM interested in someone, I usually just say hey cutie. Lame I know. But it beats what a guy told me in a bar once.
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i don't have any but a guy once came up and asked "how much does a polar bear weigh?" I said "I don't know"
 He said "Enough to break the ice" 
Lame but it worked 
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hey baby they call me fred flinstone cause i make your bed rock
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"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd really like to tap that a$$"
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girl do you work at subway cause you just gave me a foot long
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I just say... "ya know..i'm like a poop. the older I get, the easier I am to pick up"
 
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Hey baby wanna go back to my place for a *uck and a pizza? When she says no.. I reply with.. What you don't like pizza?
Oh wait.. Another one.. Is that a mirror in your pants? No why? Cause I can see myself in them
*ok before anyone gets pissed lol I dont say that. I respect women and I am too chicken $hit to do so.* |
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i dont have any pick up lines ..i usally scare them away at firsy glance lol
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"Is your daddy a colonel? Cause you are finger-lickin' good"
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I just say... "ya know..i'm like a poop. the older I get, the easier I am to pick up"
 that made my tummy turn
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i dont have any pick up lines ..i usally scare them away at firsy glance lol I dunno why...you kinda look like Eddie Van Halen... |
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I just say... "ya know..i'm like a poop. the older I get, the easier I am to pick up"
that made my tummy turn
maybe thats why i'm still single????
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I really like your shirt..Can I sleep in it tonight?
heaven must be missing an angel...and I found you... You only have competition from one person for most gorgous and you look at them in the mirror each morning.... Can I wear your legs for earmuffs? |
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word
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i'm broke. do you have any money?
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