.....um uh, yeah. I listen to everything. Duh! I have a full blown recording studio both analog and 176 track 32 bit digital. Over 250 k. Lots of outboard and inboard gear. Over 1200 watts of self powered 6.1 surround sound. Roland, neve, genelec, protools. Some nice vintage stuff too. Got over 5000 CDs. And no I don't borrow them out. And many of my freinds are rock stars. But you knew that. My connections send me the latest and hottest stuff from both coasts and around the world. I listen to everything. I'm a sound engineer. I go to studios and solve technical problems saving rockstars lots of money at an hourly rate. I love seeing my name on a CD sleeve in the special thanks column. Your life is what you make it cloudy. I choose to live it.

And I for one will be laughing myass off.

Its along the lines of utubes "hitler finds out canons new camera goes to 24 p" for parodical humor. Look at how much parody humor south park has did. South park doing michael jacksons "climb my tree" was classic. In less than 6 months you can bet there will be a kanye parody. "Yeah yeah cartman you think you can fart, but I know that biggy smalls was the best farter of all time!!!! Brother loved chili dogs with onions ya all"!

Just saying kanye makes me giggle. He's a talented individual. He was the first to bring back music to a cleaner forefront. Away from vulgar lyrics and gangsta rap. He put a bit of style and taste in music and some extreme talent and some new great ideas. His shows are exciting and fresh and lively. But......he really put his foot in his mouth and destoyed and spoiled the awards show. To the point of libel and gross defamation. Because he was extremely intoxicated. And the world let him know that. He apologized. He made amends. I believe he truly feels bad. He's taken time off to make amends. Hopefully he comes back better than ever and more talented and more humble. He has to live with his own humility. I'm betting his mouth will not get near an awards ceremony microphone anytime soon. You just do not do what he did in the music business. Its like disrespecting your own business partners, managers, record label execs. Its like shooting yourself in the foot.......with a howitzer canon. The jokes may be exaggerated. And tasteless. And extreme. But that's how bad kanyes behavior was perceived. Pretty bad.

Greetings and welcome.

Well I gotta go. More colon squeezings later.

...bullsheet. You got tired of me sitting at the picnic table in the morning airing out. Remember? You gave me a funny look, stood up, and blasted that big loud fart. And the neighbors stood up and gave you a standing ovation!

...yeah. I even took pictures of gypsys turds in the porta potties at sturgis to verify she didn't put her own turds in the litter box. Close. But no cigar. Gypsy turds are heart shaped. Ha ha ha!

I knew it was a cat turd. But I actually thought you were trying to pull a fast one on me by putting one of your own turds in the litter box. Then I realized that you're not like me and wouldn't do that and that the giant elephant turd picture you sent me was your cats actual turd and that you overfeed your cats to the point that if your cat has its butt pointed in the direction of a lamp and yawns you can see the light reflect off the wall because your cats anus is the size of a football!!!

Spincters quiver at the sound of my name. Poo master biker. Ah so.

I can. I'm poo master.

Hey gypsy, can I give purple my harley blankies? Xmas is coming. You still get your cheese commission. You guys try to tease me with cheese. HA! I've got a 30 pound round of gouda in my freezer. You've got nothing on me! That frucker is heavy!

Delilah diarrhea says "irritable bowel syndrome is no wet fart laughing matter".

Spongebarb crappypants.

Wardrobe malfunction!

I love gyPpppfffffttttsy!!! (squeek)

Just make sure you blow raspberries with your lips before you kiss me cheesy poof, cheese sammich, onion fart breath. Pppppffffttttttt!!!

....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Do we need to change that? They're shawl blankets. Black. Hotter than hell in the summer. Embroidered. I will probably never use em. I was going to use them as emergency blankets in the monster truck behind the seats. Then I remembered I had custom blankets and pillows made to match my monster truck and they are already behind the seats. Duh!

....I kissed gypsy. And with that strong cheese and onions it was like kissing a fart. I love you!

....he can't talk over you blah blah blah. Oops forgot a couple. Blah blah blah.