Yes. They're real. The scars are from a childhood injury.

Lemme buy you a shot of jack. (get em a shot of scotch) ooof.

Yeah, its got low miles.

I won't come in your mouth.

Lick the stopsign. It won't hurt.

Pet the dog. He don't bite. Aint my dog.

Try it. It tastes like chicken.

Kanye west sings country better than taylor swift.

Greetings and welcome.

I didn't fart. It was her.

Pass the duct tape. I gotta nother hole in the sole of my boot. Duct tape is my sole mate.

Mmmmmm rotten dumpster tomatoes. Just like mom used to make.

I like washin my clothes in the creek.

This jailhouse wine I made outta oranges and bread aint bad.

Can I have your rice paper off your tampon? I need to roll a cigarette from the tobacco butts I picked up.

These sumac leaves make the best toilet paper. Soft.

Penny for your thoughts? Cool! I got 47 cents! Ramen noodles for lunch!

Will work for cheese. GOD BLESS.

Let's just say I'm not happy with my situation due to the hands of others.

I despise ramen noodles, mac n cheese, and living under an overpass. I'm thankful for what I have. And I'm proud of my accomplishments. Its amazing to watch life, love, liberty, contentment, pride, respect, honor, and honesty wash away with the tide. Education is a great thing. I've learned in the last 15 months you can be the most organized, best planned, most prepared person there is. And no matter what- fate and destiny may have their own plans for you at the hands of the unscrupulous, unethical, and unmoral. And its too bad that behavior has become so acceptable in this society. Because I for one am tired of it.