Here's a big box of red flags for you. Your fellow posters remember ALL your words and actions here. Here's a stick on target for your forehead. Here's a sceptor and tiara. And here's a throne with automatic flush and bejewelled in velour and rhinestones. Remember- you're supposed to attract- not repel. Weakness and insecurities repel. Put your best strengths foreward. Don't put a target on your head for your weaknesses.

Your freinds will disown you if you start granny hopping. That 50 year gap can be nonunderstandable.

May you have a wonderful birthday.

I've never seen so many poosie whining young men quibbling about not finding the women of their dreams in my life as I have in here lately. Sale on pampers and gerbers at walmart. Sorry. Babies are cute. 20 something babies are not.

Pppppppfffffttttttt!!!! Family guy fart. It was kinda stewey.

Colon squeezers unite!

I farteded so hard it blew the hair over my head and over my face.

But I don't call her on the phone. She moved to alaska. Personally that's not far enough. Mars or neptune would be good.

I call my ex.....lots of names. Bitchslutwhoreskankacunt is my favorite.

I farteded.

Greetings and welcome.

Well I gotta jump out and unload my load of stainless. I be back. Have a nice day gypsy.

5 minutes. Booooooo. Ya mean I gotta go back to dem boring threads? Booooooo.

...and gypsys safety. Ever been hit by a hailstone bigger than a golfball? How bout 100 of them? Ouch. I have.

And next up on the pole is another amatuer dancer who is a 4th grade teacher from missoula montana. Let's give a big round of applause for CANDY!!!!! A blonde barbie with 6800 worth of breast implants and 2 grand worth of hair extentions wearing a bejewelled halter with tassels and boy shorts sprints across the stage and in one leap jumps to the top of the stripper pole, latches her legs around it and spins around like a top upside down 12 times to the ground. And upon reaching the ground humps it erotically like she's a sex starved animal driven back to basic instincts. I looked at gypsy and said "Amateur myass. 4th grade teacher from missoula myass. She's been pole stroking for 10 years"!!!!

Monkey rock was a dud. Bsaically exotic dancers. Gypsy was hotter than them. Fat rolls and stripper poles.

...you should love that picture! Its like all the rest of yours- barely showing your face! Ha ha ha!

I've got great ideas and a great camera. Gypsys gonna be my producer!

Gypsy and I should own hollywood. I'm bound and determined to take utube by storm! We have lots of funny ideas. Just haven't put them to paper and film yet.

Staring at my cat has gotta be the greatest utube video ever!!! Ha ha ha ha! What's it up to? 12 hits?