Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Let's say I was creatively venting. Let's say I'm 44. Let's say I'm a combat daecorated vet. Let's say I have 2 degrees. Let's say I worked in my field for 18 years and was wise in most decisions. Let's say I did MORE than my fair share of helping others. Let's say I've lost most everything I had worked for in those 18 years in the last 15 months due to unscrupulous corporate and dishonest government. Let's say I'm angry and find hope hard to come by when those in power are completely against you in all aspects of current life and have an agenda to destroy everything in this country. Let's say I didn't vote for any of them. Let's say I'm overqualified for any job. Let's say I'm f**ked. Let's say its hard to go from rags to riches to rags all because the elitists have decided that I don't matter. Let's say I'm not the only one. Let's say I'm ready to take myself out of the system because I don't believe in it. Let's just say I don't care anymore. Let's just say I'm one man and I alone can't save the world. Let's say I give up. Let's say that bustin my *** for 20 years for nothing and others wasn't worth it. Let's just say that.

Booooooo!

Absolutely crazy.

Omg.

Aaaaaaaand ladies and gentleman! Forget the chippendales. Forget the mod squad. Forget the cabana boys. Tonite and tonite only you are in for a special treat. The showboat strip club is proud to present the one, the only, theeeeee HELLO KITTY BOY and the cat scratch ringworm spincter revue!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

Quit it. You guys are crackin me up.

Nick says "Hey kyle, its your cousin nick. I was going through my phone numbers and found yours and figured I'd call". I replied "Yeah nick I told you 6 months ago never to call me again you f**k. That was after you called me really drunk 5 times all night long waking me up and my freinds and their children that were staying with me that night. Not only that you f**k, you called me from a drug house. I called the cops on you you f**k". Nick replies "Uh, so like you're mad at me"? I replied "I'm going to kill you if I ever see you, you f**k". Nick says "Um, uh, so I should like lose your number"? I replied "Yes, please, or I'm calling the cops again- bye f**k".

Dear diary, my alcoholic cousin nick called me yesterday. Very funny conversation. F**king idiot savant.

....don't feel bad. I went through this lately. Had someone pull the same crap. I explained to them 3 times that I'm going to get really busy at work with a large contract. So I'm busy and can't answer my phone. I started getting vile mean name calling offensive texts and emails. I called them and told em to f**k off. Freindship over. I don't need freinds like that. Absolutely no respect. And can't listen. 3 times. 3 times. 3 times.

Sell your stocks, sell your soul, sell your life into a big bad hole. Obama can sell his government s**t he's just a corporate hypocrite. They're lying here, they're lying there, they're lying through their underwear. They work you to death, so they can bleed you dry, and they lie to you looking you in the eye. They dangle your freedoms on a rope, while selling your future and lying about hope. But they sit back and think its funny, let's see those dumb f**kers eat their money. So you might as well worship satan you might as well do meth, because all you're falsed promised here is taxes and death.

What's the poorest you've ever been?
....today. Thanks corporate greed, unscrupulous f***ers like bernie madoff, loser lying f**k politicians, and all the sheeple that made it happen. I piss on you f**ks.

Kanye west would have a rheatorical quip on this.

Never mind her. Canadians can't have guns.

I like rest.

Dear diary, blah blah.

Greetings and welcome noobs.

I farteded.

Happy birthday. May it be a good one.

Lots of drivers give colorful names to their trucks.

I don't have these problems. I'm the crazy bus driver.