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Mon 09/14/09 10:42 AM
Ahhhhh just utube gypsy159. It goes to all 9 of her videos.

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Mon 09/14/09 10:40 AM


Its a constitutional. Not a confessional. Anyone ever seen "The farting contest" on utube? One of the funniest videos. Two business professionals- a man and woman get into a farting contest. End up turning each other on and in bed. Freaking classic.
That was your last date wasnt it????laugh laugh laugh laugh
...ha ha ha!

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Mon 09/14/09 10:30 AM
Its a constitutional. Not a confessional. Anyone ever seen "The farting contest" on utube? One of the funniest videos. Two business professionals- a man and woman get into a farting contest. End up turning each other on and in bed. Freaking classic.

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Mon 09/14/09 10:24 AM
Yeah seriously- guys don't do that. Restroom visits are for relief and constitutionals. We piss. We crap. We leave. There's a whole world out there for mingling and conversation. The restroom has its defined purpose. We don't make a party outta pissin. Ha ha ha!!!

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Mon 09/14/09 09:56 AM
Ok. Ok. Ok. Enough with the jokes. Your meat pounder used a meat grinder. But after he washed his sausage. We know he's good at both grinding meat and grinding meat. We don't need to know if he pounded his meat to tenderize it before or after he pounded his meat. Just be greatful he favors grinding meat and pounding meat instead of settling for mediocre wieners and beans. Because real men like pounding and grinding meat.

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Mon 09/14/09 09:30 AM
Dear diary, its monday. I struggle with chicago traffic. I'm hoping for a great week. I rose early and sent 50 pictures from the rally to gypsy off SD cards considering I learned to send them in bundles. She is sending me some of hers putting big smiles on my face. I like the backstage pic of phil and I. He called the other day to say hi on his busy rockstar schedule. OMG! Is my hair really that long? You're makin my day gypsy. Love you.

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Sun 09/13/09 10:22 PM
Carl the car.

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Sun 09/13/09 10:15 PM
I think you're up to 35 hits on the cat videos. Late night pot smokers.

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Sun 09/13/09 10:12 PM
I just watched all 9 of gypsy195s videos. I want whatever drugs she is on. Doo whacka doo whacka doo!

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Sun 09/13/09 09:52 PM
She's not funny! I am!

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Sun 09/13/09 09:51 PM
Hoya ho anna hoy hoya.

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Sun 09/13/09 09:50 PM
I can't get on utube to get the direct feed to see 1% indian gypsy!

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Sun 09/13/09 01:31 PM
Ok ladies. Love ya. But I gotta get ready for work. Toodles.

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Sun 09/13/09 01:29 PM
Since cloudy is not here to say it- I will. "KITTENS"?!!!

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Sun 09/13/09 01:27 PM
I love introducing myself to women at bars as "Bob". And when I shake their hands I go "BUZZZZZZZZZZ"!!!

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Sun 09/13/09 01:24 PM
Yeah I seen bob. He was all a buzz about something. To the point that bob was purple. He just stuck his head in there and went to town. Bob found the little man in the boat and got all kinds of wet in there. Bob got the job done.

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Sun 09/13/09 01:19 PM

A new harley?????surprised
....until arthroscopic surgery on my broken kneecap- no more buells at sturgis. If you only knew the pain I was in. Oh just rub icyhot on it. Its bad.

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Sun 09/13/09 01:16 PM
And last but not least is bob. I stopped off to drop off the car dollies I borrowed. He felt bad that he screwed me out of my labor day weekend. I told him he could make it up to me by giving me his old ford ranger pickup rusting out in his field so I can use the frame for my model A street rod project. He said.....big slow pause.....ok. But you gotta take it apart.

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Sun 09/13/09 01:11 PM
I cleaned up the home this weekend a bit. No sink full of dishes. Was on craigslist perusing motorcycle ads. Guy had an ad looking for a suzuki GSF racebike on there. Hey! I got one of those for sale! Says he's interested. Wish me luck. I want that bike gone and cash in my hand to buy my new harley. Could be a good week? I'm hoping.

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Sun 09/13/09 01:06 PM
That is the first time I've heard a woman use the term "Pit stick". I think I'm in love.

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