I made brian 10,700 dollars in one hour friday. I don't think he's going to be that mad at me. Just bummed that I didn't show up.

....I just wanted to see him bust hisass for me for once and see him all dirty for all the getting dirty I've did for him lately.

Next up is an aggrivating ex girlfreind who shall remain nameless- well let's call her "insane". She started calling me and I ignored her calls. By the end of the week she was sending me offensive hate filled emails and texts. I called her and said "Leave me alone or else. I'm done with your psycho games. Over the last 6 months you've been just rotten, mean, and evil to me. Everyone I know has seen this and says you are clinically insane and dangerous. You call with the most insane declarations and overtly contradict yourself 2 days later. You call me and tell me I'm nothing but a sex toy to you. Then you call 2 days later and tell me I'm your boyfreind. Then 2 days later call me and tell me I'm your boyfreind but its an open relationship. Then call me 2 days later and tell me I'm not your boyfreind. Then you call me 2 days later and tell me that I'm not your boyfreind because I'm abusive? And you feel like I'm abusive not because of anything I said or done, but because I LOOK like your ex boyfreind who was abusive. Then you call me and tell me you're mad at me and are going to be mad at me over your own behavior and are going to hold it against me my whole life and that gives you complete reason to be a completecunt to me the rest of my life. Then you call me 2 days later and want to know why we can't be freinds"? ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!! I screamed at her to leave me alone or I'm calling the cops. Shoulda listened to you guys- my freinds. The amusing part? Its just all these insane phone calls. Haven't seen her in months!!! Completely insane!

....no. He showed. And walked around all day asking everyone "Hey! Have you all seen kyle"?

Next up is crazy brian who has become quite a whiner lately. First he whined for months about this big jungle jim car rotisserie he wanted to build to restore cars. Tired of his whining I threw my engineering and physics degree and 2 year welding degree to use and drew the blueprints on the trunk of his car, and then grabbed his MIG welder and in 4 hours- the 20 foot rotisserie was built and done correctly. He was whining about his smashed harley and in one phone call I got brian to trade his wrecked harley for a winnebago motorhome, kawasaki 220 dirtbike, and big new vtwin power generator. He basically got 10 grand worth of stuff for his harley which is worth 900 bucks in the shape its in. And then the pickup truck I bought and then sold to crazy brian- I helped him sell it to another guy at profit. For all this excrutiating whining I told brian "Your lawn is waist high! Mow your yard dumbass! I can't camp out in a tent in your yard this weekend in that crap! Mow your ****ing lawn"! Which he did. 83 degrees and humid outside. He was all sweaty and covered in grass. And......I didn't show up to camp. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

After the last 2 weekends though diary I was fairly angry at a few freinds for stupid crap. First is larry- one of my riding buddies. 3 times this summer he has set up a ride and told me I better be there. I was. And he never showed or called. One was to a concert and cost me a few dollars. So he called thursday and once again set some plans up for saturday afternoon ride. I told him I will be there.....and never showed.

....I'm getting back to being myself. Slowly but surely. Now all I need is for my bills to get caught up.

Whoops! There's gypsy again! Sploosh!

Dear d, is it sunday already? I gotta go to work. I powerlounged all weekend! Didn't do a whole lot. Emailed videos to gypsy. Had pumpkin pie with my folks. Shaved my butt. Ground up a pound of spices with my spice grinder. Made out some bills. Brought back the car dolly trailer I borrowed. Helped the guy load the sidecar he bought from me. Drank coffee. Blew a big load on gypsys picture. Bout it.

Madonna. Now there's a mattress with a microphone. Brittney. Wow! Another mattress with a microphone.

Are we on a freindship drive today? Or are we on an OP okie sunday beer run/ solicitation of pity party? Out go requests.

I've been blessed. I've only lost a few freinds in 2 years on my freinds list. A couple of gentleman who wanted to disassociate themselves from me and my gregorious outlandish behavior and tasteless humor. Which was understandable. And a couple of women who were overtly mean and rude and insulting and never posted in the forums. Both gone now.

....I think its because you've never asked. I'd be honored.

I just gotta know the person a little bit before I can put em on my freinds list. I have respectable freinds on here. No chomos, rapos, bed humpers, whiners, or fart sniffers. Bizarre felonies ok.

Fix your coping mechanism cloudy.

Its ok.

I'm settled in solitude. And I'm set in my ways. And I'm happy and not codependent. So I don't think about it.

No. I'm a merry prankster. I get it all. I wish I could answer the question. I just don't have enough physical hard (pardon the pun) evidence. Research is turning towards many factors. Diet, stress, chemical imbalance. Too much estrogen in the water from dairy cattle and manufactured plastic products. Clobutrinol in meat. I'm pretty sure the men that do blame others or make excuses for their whiskey wiener are just embarassed mostly over the situation. Wish I could give you more.

I'm smelling residue of a nice guy/ nice girl/ nice bowel movement thread somewhere.

....got one. 3 times. 1999- 27 inches. 2001-18 inches. 2008- 16 inches. All to locks for love. Didn't grow it to turn you on. Grew it for children cancer survivors. I'm a cancer survivor. So......have a nice day.