....nice truth. Bows to lilith.

I find the "Those who cannot do- teach" rule to be quite amusing. But with age I find opinions and advice really are like spincters- everybody has one. I also find if I want anything done right- I go to an expert. I don't seek car repair advice from an internet dating site. I don't seek religion advice from a porn site. And I don't seek culture and taste and style advice from a guy who ends every post with "Be seeing you". It boils down to common sense- which they should have taught in 8th grade science class.

I is a wrapper. I is smott. Boi!

And by the looks of it, kanye west was completely absent in all of his social studies, and ethics classes.

Again I will reiterate; after being on here 2 years I've discovered many people do not need to be dating. They need to be in therapy. And I've discovered that many people were absent that day in 8th grade science class when they taught simple physics and that for every action, there's a reaction. And I've also discovered that many people were absent that day in 8th grade science class when they taught human reproduction.

....I actually have the answer mitch. After all the usages of urinal mints here I would say "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"! Voila!

If kanye can't live it down- there are 3 things you will never see together- kanye, another grammy, and the nobel peace prize. Ha ha ha ha! I should sell that one to leno. How about "Yo, yo, yo! Ima gonna let you finish, but I gots ta tell you I know you like your burger and all, but mickey Ds got da best fries and I need to know if you'd like fries with dat"?!!! Ha ha ha!

And I have numerous freinds in law enforcement. We ride motorcycles together.

We had a piece of crap work of art cop in the town I used to live in. Named benning. Basically a guy who got picked on in high school one too many times and decided he hated everyone in the world and was going to become a vengeful mean cop that harasses its citizens. And he did for 10 years. It got to the point that everyone in town would go by him and give him the one finger salute. It was awesome to see 80 year old little old ladys flippin him off. He was so hated that townspeople started filing civil suit cases (including my father and a neighbor) against him, and his house was being vandalized. They fired him and he moved up to northern minnesota to become a deputy sheriff and continue his reign of terror. From the news reports on the net- he's been shot at a few times. I guess the folks up there don't like him and his harassment techniques either. But again- giving the finger is protected under expression and should not be a fineable offense.

I looked at barney fife as I was leaving the courtroom and said "Don't sing too loud in your southern baptist church on sunday barney. You might get a lewd conduct ticket in this town. The cops here suck and make up the laws as they go".

The judge had the common sense to throw it out. Reprimanded barney fife for wasting his time.

I've been there a few times. Got a lewd conduct ticket in 85 for playing guitar in the street in level plains alabama. The disgusting excuse for law enforcement civil servant redneck said I was too loud. A car drove by with a loud stereo and I looked at barney fife and said "F**k you". And now Mr make up the constitutional rights as he goes is not a cop and is now a walmart greeter. He says "Welcome to walmart". And I still say to him "F**k you".

But you still have an active profile on a dating site. Hedging your bets?

Good! Have a twinkie laced with strychnine raccoon. Mmmmmmmmmmmm good. Have another! And another. And another.

Oh, somebody stop me.

Family planning clinics? Dentists office? Prison inmates? Girls behind bars are better than girls in bars? Ha ha ha!

Go for quality in truck stop parking lots, homeless shelters, and crackhouses. Ha ha ha!!!

I met all the whores at church functions, grocery stores, charity events, battered womens shelters, bus stops, red cross blood drives, weight watchers, and the laundromat. Ha ha ha! I'm joking!

Just spreading the love. Vermin splatter style.

Slides a 3 an a half inch mag in the 12 guage winchester. BOOM!!! Flying fur and guts everywhere.