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Here you are..breaking RULE 1. You might wanna report yourself

Oh please...report me...this would certainly be worth getting banned over.


"I'm telling!"

We're not bashing...it's a party...we're all having fun. Even the OP has laughed..notice the "hehehehe" in his posts.

lol

Eye, Q(B), hereby declare this thread a keeper!

If I cry.....is it eye P?

What's an eye Q?

I'm honest.


You're spelling sucks. You hide behind a blue box, you try to promote your YouTube site, and a box of Rice Krispies seems to give much more exctitement.

You can't handle honesty....

You need to remind yourself why you fellin love with your bf in the first place and stop comparing him to his brother. The grass is very rarely greener on the other side

In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.


Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Dan , lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Dan summoned up his courage, looked to see if any guards were around and then climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Dan's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Aw Kel, we all have those weeks from time to time when our world feels like it's just falling down around us. But remember, that just allows us to build a stronger foundation from those broken pieces.

lol, well...you're gonna think of me a lot from now on, eh? lol

Yeah, I know that one. I'll actually be working the Sweetheart dinner tonight...oh, lucky me.

Thanks honey.

(I got this in my email earlier today)

It's here, ladies. Valentine's Day. Two words that can strike fear into the heart of any single woman. Well, pink and red hearts might be dressing every store window at the moment, but that's no reason to hide your head under the covers and screen your mother's phone calls! In honor of all you single women, I'm offering up my top ten tips for making the best of it — valentine or no valentine!


1. Celebrate your independence. I know it's hard to imagine, but someday you will look back with fondness on the days when you were accountable to no one but yourself. Enjoy this time — that you can sleep until whenever you want, with whom you want (well, pretty much), and eat breakfast at 2PM on the couch in your pajamas!

2. Pamper yourself. Give a little loving attention to your body and mind, instead of waiting for someone else to do it. Take a sensual bath with lavender oil, lots of candles, and your favorite music in the background. Order your favorite take-out, get a great movie and treat yourself luxuriously.

3. Take charge. If you've had your eye on someone, or you've been engaging in some heavy yet indirect flirtation, make the move. Think about when you are old and gray one day, regretting all the things you didn't do when you were young and attractive! If you are too scared to do it in person, send an email or a text message. That way the ball is in his court if he wants to respond.

4. Send flowers to yourself. I'm telling you, it works! Flowers are beautiful and can make you feel happy every time you look at them. Spend the money you would spend on a valentine on a beautiful arrangement for yourself.

5. Go to the bookstore. Yes, the bookstore — it's the new singles bar of the 2000s. With all that great literature, you have endless subject for conversation. Or, hit the magazine section if that's more your style.

6. Get fluent in body language. Learning how to use your eyes, body and posture helps you with that all-important nonverbal communication with lovelies who catch your eye. Be a master at flirting without saying a word.

7. Babysit a friend's kids. It's good karma to allow two others a shot at Valentine's Day bliss. Plus, a night with the kids just might restore a sense of appreciation for the single life!

8. Make a cake from scratch — frosting and all. It's fun to create something from start to finish and then you get to eat it. If you choose chocolate, you just may feel the same endorphins that those in love do.

9. Broaden your sense of love. From your family to your friends to your lovers of times past, focus on how lucky you are for all of the love in your life.

10. And if all else fails, go out! Brave the couples walking arm-in-arm down the street and the guys peddling roses. Tomorrow will be just another day in that couple's relationship and the roses will be half-off. Find a bar or restaurant to enjoy yourself at with the girls, or just by yourself. You never know who might have the same idea up his sleeve.

Happy Valentine's Day!

OC...your pic creeps me out...



*shiver*

And if you don't see us...we're not cool?

(see if you're still my friend then! hmmph!)

LOL, I was keeping my mouth shut (or fingers still) on this one. I figured I'd caused enough trouble!

I get to be in charge of the sweetheart show at the casino tonight. I told my boss to kick rocks. He did it on purpose. LOL

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you frighten me.