yay...we promise not to get too turned on when hes around

would and have....love the scene and the people are always fun...hell yeah...tell him to get his ass on here lol


drummers are hot

Im trying it with a texan we will see how it goes...but were are fairly confident...we arent being unrealistic about it. We know that if we really want it to work one of us will have to be willing to move...and we are ok with that....so for now..one day at a time

my crush crushes back...lol we eachother alot...we are only best friends tho

pics...well 2...you should check em out let me kno what you think

In the human body, which organ is in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.



The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.

If you ever wanted to know, here's the difference between good, better, and the best...

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't nabbing any. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road in the other direction with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar trap. A $180.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $180.00. They responded with a mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I BET YOU ARE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET TO THE MOTORCYCLE COP'S BALL".

He replied with "MOTORCYCLE COPS DON'T HAVE BALLS".

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much-loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.

The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.''

The next man came up and started his story. ''St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought 'Please God spare my life' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.''

It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's refrigerator.....'''

bother anyone else when you're reading a profile and there are a TON of words that are spelled wrong? I feel like if you are going to advertise and want someone to take you seriously you should take the time to make sure you are doing it well enough so that they can read it lol

maybe its just me though??

I got emails back from the rest of my list...Im lovin this

got a few emails goin with this one guy...so far so good

eek! I got an email back!! lol wanna kno who? or do I keep that secret?

lol Im trying...its funny bc you sent me to guys that Ive already kinda been peeking at lol

sent all my emails nothing back yet...lol Im impatient

A guy goes to the doctor and stutters "DDDDDDoctor, yyyou ggggot ttto help me. III can't ssstop this stuttering".

The doc says "Well I am not a speech therapist but I will give you a physical exam to see if everything checks out". So, the doc give him a physical and tells the guy "I found the problem, it's your ****, it's about 6" too long. I can cut off 6" inches and you will stop stuttering".

The guy thinks for a minute and stutters back " WWWWell IIII don't kkknow doc I had bbbetter talk it oooover with my wwwwwife".

The next day the guy returns and says " OOOOk ddddoc mmmmmy wwwwife ccan't stand tttthis stuttering. Go ahead"

The doc goes ahead with the operation and 6 month's later the guy returns to the doctor's office and tells the doctor in beautiful unbroken English, "Doc the operation worked perfectly. I have not stuttered one word in 6 months. There is only one problem, I cannot satisfy my wife, you have to sew that 6" back on."

The doc thinks for a minute then replies,


" FFFFFFF**** off."

so whats the deal? someone is gonna find my match for me? explain please

There was this couple that had been married for
20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on
shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So
one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband
was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of
these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and
says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids..

dave...you kno Id do ya hot hot hot hot!

you kno damn well just what I think of you...hehehe...and so I will behave and not let the rest of the world in on our little secret lol