A guy goes to the doctor and stutters "DDDDDDoctor, yyyou ggggot ttto help me. III can't ssstop this stuttering".

The doc says "Well I am not a speech therapist but I will give you a physical exam to see if everything checks out". So, the doc give him a physical and tells the guy "I found the problem, it's your ****, it's about 6" too long. I can cut off 6" inches and you will stop stuttering".

The guy thinks for a minute and stutters back " WWWWell IIII don't kkknow doc I had bbbetter talk it oooover with my wwwwwife".

The next day the guy returns and says " OOOOk ddddoc mmmmmy wwwwife ccan't stand tttthis stuttering. Go ahead"

The doc goes ahead with the operation and 6 month's later the guy returns to the doctor's office and tells the doctor in beautiful unbroken English, "Doc the operation worked perfectly. I have not stuttered one word in 6 months. There is only one problem, I cannot satisfy my wife, you have to sew that 6" back on."

The doc thinks for a minute then replies,


" FFFFFFF**** off."