aaaaaaaaaaahahahaa nice! roll out....wooohoo!

lol oh come on...you dont blush

hehehehe amazing!

dont lie gamma lol I kno what pole your coming up with

ummm so we have a pole right?? bc Im ready to dance!

youve still got it gamma...lol...no fear!

psst...Im here...the party can start now

im not on this list and Im pretty damn sexy!

how would you feel if people were always emailing you and calling you Gill instead of Jill?? its annoying...how can you take their interest seriously?

I didnt say I was boring LOL just not standoutish...Im more the girl next door kinda girl. I do love to have fun...dont get me wrong...lol believe me

<--- very normal


borderline blah lol

lex that makes me sooooo sad....its true tho

hey...whats shakin?

call me Nicole...Nikki....Nik....but dont butcher it lol I get Niki or Nicki or Nici...blah

believe me I would almost rather not have anyone write...blah. I mean really...is it that hard to look at the persons name? ITS RIGHT THERE!!?? lol ok...venting lol

in the world is when someone writes to me and spells my name wrong...yeah...I can tell you are REALLY interested ugh

ummm english?? lol

An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began:

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day while setting off to hunt, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.”

As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he’d left his gun at home and so couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.

“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, “If you ask me, I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

horns up!