Topic: sex in the dark
nikki_cole's photo
Sat 01/19/08 12:23 PM
There was this couple that had been married for
20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on
shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So
one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband
was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of
these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and
says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids..

no photo
Sat 01/19/08 12:25 PM
hee haw funny

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 01/19/08 12:26 PM
laugh laugh laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 01/19/08 12:35 PM
laugh