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What are the worst pick up lines you guys have ever heard? Lets see if anyone can think of any.....
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hey babie I lost my number
can I have yours honey are you tired cause you been run thru my mind all night are those pants from outer space cause there out of this world |
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do u work in a lumber yard?..cus youve been giving me wood.
u have legs like a lynnwood hooker. did it hurt?...when u fell out of heaven. if i said u had a great body would u hold it against me? YOUR TITS ARE NICE! (these are all actual pik up lines that have been used on me in the last yr.) men, get a clue. |
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ur good breeding stock
ur dad must have been god cuz ur an angel |
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lets play army ill lay down and you blow the hell out of me
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thats a new one sorority i hadnt heard that one before.
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those are awful
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You're gonna call me superstar cuz baby I'm gonna rock your world.
Are you as innocent as you look? (WTF?) and a classic: Do fries come with that shake? |
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my mom got this one. my mom y'all
it must be jelly cus jam dont shake like that! |
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remember my name you'll be screaming it later
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You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day long
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No, it's
"You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day long. Screaming." |
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Also
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together." |
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Darling, you are finer than a new set of snow tires.
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"Is that a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them."
Blah! |
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"whats your sign cause i think mine and yours are meant to be"
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I tried this one and get slapped
"Wanna get a six pack and screw or don't you drink beer? " just kidding |
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Some guy said this to me and I thought he was a jerk!!
Do you know what would look good on you?? ME!! 
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I know the best:
Say you see a cutie standing on the other side of the bar. get her attention by giving her a few looks. When she looks over at you, bring up your hand and gesture her with a "come hither" motion with your index finger. When she comes over (she will) say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two!" |
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heard that one bofore chris...funny but corny...thanks...lol
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