Hello there stranger!!

Has HOLLYWOOD called yet???

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation.


They get very drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they
are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
they did the night before


The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and
is asked if she has any last words.


She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and
believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens.


They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
forgiveness, and release her.


The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
words...'I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in
the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They
throw the switch and again, nothing happens.


Again they all immediately fall to their knees , beg for
forgiveness and release her.


The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
'Well, I'm from the University of Mississippi and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.'

Do you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics. These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous and clever not scripted and dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sl! eep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years! , what w ould you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a lon! ger peri od of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

Please tell me Lord,
What's it going to be,
Give me a sign,
What really can I do?


Sit back and wait on Him... The blessing will come.

Now this is a WINNER!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOhh, now this is a great way to start the day.

Great write my friend!!

The love and light of ones heart is a beautiful site! Nicely done!

Good luck my friend!!

One must love and take care of themself before they can do it for others!!

Great write noden!!!

Well hellllllllllllllloooooooooo Txssssssssss...

Good to see you back here again, guess I didn't have to pull on that ol' ropr to hard!!!

Now that's the way to wake up.. now if only I could get differentkindofwench to make breakfast!!!

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady
recognizes him as a basketball player.

They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

'What's that?' the lady questions.

'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see

my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.'

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, He has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that?' the lady questions again.

Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this

tattoo is seen on TV.

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.

'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies. 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute.

Love, Light and Healing being sent your way
(((( Frank & Ms Teddy )))).....

Awsome write as always (pkd)

BAVO!!!!!!!!!! Very well done!!
throwin' flowers at your feet on the stage of life!!

my the Lord bless you with that one true friend!!!

GREAT WRITE S1OW!!!