I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Like this one!!!!!

DITTO!!!

Nice writes both of you!!!
BRAVO,BRAVO!!!

Looks like were all thinkin' about childhood this mornin'!!!
Good one!!!

Nothin' like memories and the old play ground!!
NICELY DONE!!

NICE ONE!!!

In My Lord And Savyor, Jesus Christ!!!!!

Soooooooooooo True!!! Well Done!!!!

Well done!!!!!

Nice write!!

> Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to
> his senator)
>
> The Honorable Tom Harkin
> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
> Phone (202) 224 3254
> Washington DC, 20510
>
> Dear Senator Harkin,
>
> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted
> the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
> process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
> to illegal alien stems from the bill! whic h was recently passed by
> the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this
> bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in
> the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a
> citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the
> last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious
> to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
> years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
> that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an
> excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes
> in 2004 and 2005.
>
>
> I haven't answered your response to my ad. I have been out of town on
family
> business for the past month. Best times for me to meet is weekdays 7am
to
> 2pm.
> I'm back in town now and ready for some play time.
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have
> stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant
> figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
>
> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
> applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges
> throughout the United States for my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
> burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome
> car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I
> still have college age children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary
> forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Donald Ruppert
> Burlington! , IA
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
> 1-800-289-1040.
>

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Welcome to JSH and keep the good writes coming!!!

Simply but direct!!!

Very well done!!!

BUT IT"S A DRY HEAT!!!!!!

This ones is the most important one!!!

My love, no longer does that spark
Hide in the recess of my heart.
The more you try to warm me up,
The colder, I get on my part.


Hope you don't mind the add...

Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. To show her that she is a TRUE lady!!!