A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady
recognizes him as a basketball player.

They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

'What's that?' the lady questions.

'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see

my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.'

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, He has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that?' the lady questions again.

Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this

tattoo is seen on TV.

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.

'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies. 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute.