OOOOOOOH!!! Come on,,, you can do better then that!!!

T-man.. you never fail to amaze me with you words!!!

GREAT WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another great write (((P)))

Well done d4!!
Neat way to title a poem..

GERR..8 JOB

NICELY DONE ((((Vicki)))
Amen....... For the praying place in all that believe!!

How many zeros in a billion?


This is too true to be funny.






The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, b UT one advertising agency did a good job of
Putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D)
Is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...what does it mean?

A. Well... If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.

B Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or... If you are a family of four... Your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marr iage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
And Mom stayed home to raise t he kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to press '1' for English and We live in America.

W.T.F.?

CONGRAT'S wolf!!

There once was a little squirrel
Playing in the trees
Watching all the pretty leaves
Swaying in the breeze
When along came a man
He was riding on a donkey
With him was his friend the monkey
He gave the squirrel a glance
So the squirrel began to dance
He went up and down
round and round
Twisted
Jumped
And twirled
He two-stepped to the left
And bee-booped to the right
He was so happy
He danced late into the night..





next topic.....Eagles Flight

GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK MSTEDDY!!!

Nice tribute s1ow!!!

The creative mind is at it again!!!

emptied the icemaker Hell!!! I'm waist high in the ICE MACHINE!!!

Beautiful write for a girl we all here at mingle are coming to know!!

Hell I can't even remember 41!!

Well hell, lets all dance the BANNNNANANANANANA Dance!!!



WHOOOOOOPPPIE!!! It's a hoe down, and no I don't mean throw your sister on the floor!!!

OOOOOOOOOH,, ponder some more ((MOM)) that was awsome!!!

I think they call that C.R.S. CAN'T REMEMBER SH*T!!!

Nicely done wench!!

Not yet!! ask Cyn about them when she gets there!!