Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation.


They get very drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they
are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
they did the night before


The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and
is asked if she has any last words.


She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and
believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens.


They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
forgiveness, and release her.


The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
words...'I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in
the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They
throw the switch and again, nothing happens.


Again they all immediately fall to their knees , beg for
forgiveness and release her.


The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
'Well, I'm from the University of Mississippi and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.'

Why is it ALWAYS the blond?

Who started blond jokes? How do blonds feel about that?

FUNNY!!!!!!!! lol!