Thanks Eagle!!!

Don't need the sex toy and I read the Bible all the time, I listen to music as well so go check out the song "Kill Myself" by Tim McGraw

A.. Is it that we have electricity and
Running water 24 hours a day, 7 Days a week?

Sure, my electric bill averages $200/mo and it's going up 25% in a couple of months.


B. Is our unhappiness the result of
Having air conditioning in the summer and heating In the winter?

Did I foget to mention thaT $200/mo average is without air conditioning. I have an air conditioner but it costs too much to run.


C.. Could it be that 95.4 percent of
These unhappy folks have a job?

Everyone loves flipping burgers! Nothing like 95.4 percent employed making on average $25,000 a year.


D.. Maybe it is the ability to walk
Into a grocery store at any time and see more Food in moments than Darfur
has seen in the last Year?

Yes! All that food that most of us can't afford! Gee, I wonder who buys all those steaks anyways? I never see anyone buying them or in other shoppers baskets. I do have to say bread is a big seller!


E.. Maybe it is the ability to drive our Cars and trucks from the Pacific
Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present Identification
papers as we move through each State?

Last time I drove cross-country, a state trooper in Missouri pulled me over for no reason other than to seach my vehicle. Whatever he was looking for, he didn't find. Gee, what was that all about?

F.. Or possibly the hundreds of clean
And safe motels we would find along the way that Can provide temporary
shelter?

Ha! Gotta love the stained sheets. The greasy carpets. The smell of mildew and the roaches when you turn the lights out. Oh yeah, all that for $75 a night!


G.. I guess having thousands of
Restaurants with varying cuisine from around the World is just not good
enough either.

Just goes to show you how successful the immigrants are in this country. When was the last time you visited a "mom and pop" or family owned restaurant?

H. Or could it be that when we wreck
Our car, emergency workers show up and provide Services to help all and
even send a helicopter To take you to the hospital.

And who pays for all of these services? Our insurance companies, then we do with our high deductibles and eventual extravagant rates because we have an accident on our record.

I.. Perhaps you are one of the 70
Percent of Americans who own a home.

Oh please, it's the banks (particularly Chinese owned banks) that hold all of our mortgages. We don't OWN our homes. We live in homes that we rent from the bank. And how many have lost the right even to rent their homes from the banks lately through a skyrocketing forclosure rate?

J.. You may be upset with knowing that
In the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of Trained firefighters will
appear in moments and Use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames,
Thus saving you, your family, and your Belongings.

Ever work in a fire house? I did. We pay for every one of those pieces of top notch equipment. Fire fighters spend more time answering false alarms than they do real fires. Still, it is nice to have them, but then, even in the most primitive of countries, they have volunteer fire brigades to douse a hut fire.

K.. Or if, while at home watching one
Of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or Prowler intrudes, an officer
equipped with a gun And a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you And
your family against attack or loss.

Sure, if you can dial 911 and convince the person answering after spending 5 minutes, that you have an emergency. You might get a cop in 15 or 20 minutes. Maybe longer, depending on where you live. At least you know that by the time they arrive, they'll be sure to call the coroner's office for you so your dead body won't be stinking up the neighborhood.

L.. This all in the backdrop of a
Neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and Pillaging the residents.
Neighborhoods where 90% of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

You must be describing a neighborhod out in the country side somewhere. You have heard gun fire in the city lately? You must work in a city and live in the burbs. Cell phone usage by kids? Absolutely! How else are they going to meet and sell drugs?

M.. How about the complete religious,
Social and political freedoms we enjoy that are The envy of everyone in the
world?

Ahh, the Patriot Act, yes! Wiretaps, surveillence, burned churches and synagogues, cameras of every street corner. And freedom? Hear about that 80 something fella in the South who wrote a public letter to the editor of his local newspaper suggesting that when they hung Saddam Hussein that they hung the wrong leader? Next day, the poor fella was paid a visit by the Secret Service. Just ask Koresh about religious freedom. Oh yeah, he's dead now. Tanks to arrest a man at his living site? A man who walked in nearby downtown streets weekly. Why didn't they just cuff him on one of his walks? How about asking Randy Weaver about freedom? Weaver knows.

Am I one of those who is unhappy with the path this country is following? Corporations picking what candidates we vote for. Our good paying jobs all headed overseas. Lies and slants in newpaper reporting that makes TASS and Pravda look like amateurs. Try buying something that says "Made in the United States". That says it all.