Topic: Subject: ON BECOMING ILLEGAL | |
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> Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to > his senator) > > The Honorable Tom Harkin > 731 Hart Senate Office Building > Phone (202) 224 3254 > Washington DC, 20510 > > Dear Senator Harkin, > > As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue > Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted > the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the > process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. > > My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen > to illegal alien stems from the bill! whic h was recently passed by > the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this > bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in > the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a > citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the > last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious > to get the process started before everyone figures it out. > > Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay > taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two > years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way > that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an > excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes > in 2004 and 2005. > > > I haven't answered your response to my ad. I have been out of town on family > business for the past month. Best times for me to meet is weekdays 7am to > 2pm. > I'm back in town now and ready for some play time. > Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local > emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have > stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant > figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. > > Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter > would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school > applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges > throughout the United States for my son. > > Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the > burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome > car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I > still have college age children driving my car. > > If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become > illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary > forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. > > Your Loyal Constituent, > Donald Ruppert > Burlington! , IA > > Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service > 1-800-289-1040. > |
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Devil is in the air that guy is in the air! |
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