Now, if you get instead "only if you clean the fish" you may be on to a real one ;-)

Becausssssssse, you do not need live bait to fish ;-)

Funniest thing I ever saw during a game of Charades..
about 30 people playing.

The most boring, unemotional and unfunny man I
ever knew was given 'Mary Poppins' to act out.

He glanced at the piece of paper, walked over
to the couch and leapt up on it.

He raised his arm like he was taking an oath..
fist tight..and jumped off the couch.

Twenty-nine people screamed 'Mary Poppins'
all at once.

Imagination...something to check for on
a first date ;-)

I have to go with Blondie on this one..she is
merely making sure she wins ;-)

Unless you want to pay a hooker, your size
measurements mean nothing and show a profound
misunderstanding of women.

It is going to be a long haul...BUT enjoining
the forums could raise your enlightenment
level..over time ;-)

So, a hundred years ago, I had a first date with
Bill. He asked me if I bowled, I said not yet,
so he looked very confident.

Once I got the point, and quit with the gutterballs
I did good enough to beat him. He was not happy.

Next time he calls he asks if I played tennis,
again, not so much..but I am very athletic and
a quick learner and soon beat him there, too.

For the third date he asks if I play chess, and I
said, well, yes, a little (only with my father
who would no longer play with me, hahaha.)

You guessed it..had him at my mercy in minutes..I
mean I felt bad but I am not the kind of person
who "lets" another win..it is fair and square
or not at all.

Needless to say, he dumped me...I was ever so grateful.

I cannot even imagine living with someone
who wishes you would fail so they can
feel superior.

Pass.

But the Scrabble sounds interesting ;-)

Have to go with the latter.

"If you want it then you better put a ring on it"
sings Beyonce.

You want a roommate to split the bills and you
want to have sex with them..will you pay
them for that?

The only toxic thing in this thread is you...you
must get rejected a LOT.

Totally understandable.

Now go peddle your misogyny somewhere else, it
does not fly here.

I do believe that the majority of women use the
term 'simple' to tell you they are drama-free
as so many males request that condition.

They tell you what you want to hear.
You are better off with a pet.

When I see "open-minded" I see desperation.

They are now at the point they will take anyone,
any time, any place.

And I suspect they refer to the sexual
arena also.

The LAST thing they mean is their mind is open
to new ideas and/or taking in new concepts
of life.

Good question, Crystal ;-)

Since I cannot quite determine the question, here
is the link to your BLOCKED list:

https://mingle2.com/blockeduser/list

Trying to figure out what you said there, did you
mean malls?

Because that being my old stomping grounds, the mall
there is a great place, they used to have a
CinnamonBuns always cooking that was irresistible :-)

Lots of ladies would hang there.
Good luck ;-)

Then they smack you, like a nun...

As long as you do not touch anything.

Just one step.
Replace with NEW online love.

Or..it is just a hooker coming off the night shift ;-)

Well you make yourself sound so vulnerable
I am afraid you will become a target
for the unscrupulous.

Your account is deactivated..you can fix that by logging in.

I used to program mainframes, before the personal
computer was invented..just a note here in case
anyone is interested..in the early days we shared
a mainframe with other companies to use (much
like the net today) only we interfaced with
teletype machines, before the pc ;-)

The lifeline pattern on my left hand is
a perfect horseshoe.

The pattern on my right hand is a perfect
peace sign.

I canna think of anything I would redo, as most
decisions made after the age of 18 were mine.

What have I learned?
Life is over in a blink.

If you have something to say or do,
do it now.

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