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Tue 04/11/23 04:49 PM


I like a good pillow.

Bed its mean sex... :D


Ya Sofie, where'd you learn English? It means sex!
..
I learned the same place I learned about sex, on the bathroom walls at school.

Like everyone else ;-)

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Mon 04/10/23 05:24 PM
I like a good pillow.

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Mon 04/10/23 01:14 PM
I grew up in San Lorenzo, California, the very first
planned community in the United States.

It was wonderful, rows and rows of houses with kids,
you would not have believed Halloween.

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Fri 04/07/23 07:57 AM

Is Trump Becoming Likeable?

That will depend.
Upon whether he gets the top bunk
or the bottom one.

In jail.

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Sat 04/01/23 04:49 PM

Hi everyone, new here. Does anyone have advice?

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Welcome ;-)

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Thu 03/30/23 10:16 PM

How to treat cheater?

There is only one way.
Cheat the cheater of your companionship.

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Tue 03/28/23 06:48 AM
I have never had Indian food.

Once, though, a neighbor from India made me a dish
that was so different I asked what the spice was
in it and she said turmeric which I had not
heard of at that point.

soufiehere's photo
Fri 03/24/23 02:19 PM
The Sloth.

Slow and determined but very kind ;-)

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Wed 03/22/23 07:41 AM
When we were 22, my boyfriend died.
It was a very difficult recovery.

One day, about 30 years later,
I was walking down a crowed street,
window-shopping when suddenly I
smelled his after-shave!

My head whipped around because for me,
in that moment before reality struck
like a truck, he was alive.

Man, a smell can trigger long-buried
memories instantaneously.

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Sun 03/19/23 04:42 PM
A guy that got kicked out of here went to another
dating site and told everyone I was a man.

I still get penile implant emails.

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Sat 03/18/23 11:32 AM

can you make me laugh?

Trump has morals.

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Sat 03/18/23 11:29 AM
I am 74 and have not forgotten anything.
Yet.

Fantasy and reality become well-defined.

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Thu 03/16/23 05:31 AM

Do you still there’s still hope for you to be in a good relationship when you’ve experienced so many bad ones?

Of course.
That is what hope is.
Belief in the improbable.

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Mon 03/13/23 09:13 AM
Fishing, eh?
Obviously not the ugly factor.

Best of luck ;-)

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Sat 03/11/23 08:24 PM

That is going to depend on whether you mean new,
like a brunette, or new, like a species.

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Fri 03/10/23 07:08 AM
Some of the handsomest men I ever met were
dumb as posts.

Nothing there when you got there.

Now when I see a good-looking man, my eyes
usually roll and I am suspicious
of lobotomies.

So my suggestion is, back up the looks with
something substantial, become a good listener,
there is charm in silence also.

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Wed 03/08/23 11:50 AM
We all look our age.
If you cannot see it, try a different angle.

I would also guess that 5 years makes little
difference when you pass about 50.

soufiehere's photo
Tue 03/07/23 10:14 AM
Here is what you do..

Take a pic of the member in question and hang it
on the wall, maybe in the entryway.

When a chica sees it she will no doubt comment
favorably or unfavorably.

The vibe should guide you.

Plus, you get all that advertising.
Which you seem to like.

Win-win.

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Sun 03/05/23 05:57 PM
I'm sorry, how did you mislead her?

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Sun 03/05/23 10:43 AM

why is it so hard to find a Godfearong woman

Because at a certain age you do not fear anything.

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