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Topic: The trick to keeping a man?
SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Mon 09/27/10 04:25 PM
Is to confuse them. Thanks for the words of advice Mom. Thanks Nigella Lawson and her awesome rack...of lamb.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 09/27/10 04:28 PM
Gottta have both so you have something to fall back on, cause chances are, one of the two are going to fall!

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Mon 09/27/10 04:32 PM
That's what she meant though. You kinda gotta have both cuz then he'll never figure out which he's really there for. Mystery.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 09/27/10 04:35 PM
I'd go for the free beer and sparkly light.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 09/27/10 06:48 PM
I wouldn't mind if she didn't know how to cook There's always take out!

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Mon 09/27/10 08:43 PM
I wouldn't mind if she didn't know how to cook There's always take out! What happens when the rack falls?

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 09/27/10 08:45 PM
I wouldn't mind if she didn't know how to cook There's always take out! What happens when the rack falls? Plastic surgery honey!

LilOlMeFromSD Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 983	Mon 09/27/10 10:03 PM
I wouldn't mind if she didn't know how to cook There's always take out! What happens when the rack falls? Plastic surgery honey! ROFL Oh my golly, thank you for the giggle today!

Sleepless_nights_78 Joined Wed 08/25/10 Posts: 291	Mon 09/27/10 10:08 PM
That's what she meant though. You kinda gotta have both cuz then he'll never figure out which he's really there for. Mystery. Well some mystery is always good.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Mon 09/27/10 10:27 PM
I wouldn't mind if she didn't know how to cook There's always take out! What happens when the rack falls? Duct Tape! see there really is all kinds of uses for it

Nitsua1984 Joined Sat 09/05/09 Posts: 734	Mon 09/27/10 11:33 PM
Ever heard that joke, when the boobs fall, on says to the other..."if we don't perk up, people will think we're nuts!"

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 09/28/10 12:45 AM
I wouldn't mind if she didn't know how to cook There's always take out! What happens when the rack falls? Duct Tape! see there really is all kinds of uses for it Ya, or JB-Weld, but they generally frown upon that. Which is why cooking is good! send all hate mail to jtevans@yahoo.com hehe

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Tue 09/28/10 08:07 AM
Is to confuse them. Thanks for the words of advice Mom. Thanks Nigella Lawson and her awesome rack...of lamb. Now thats the (((Sara))) I love and respect.

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Tue 09/28/10 05:55 PM
(((Ed))) Thank you

Obsidian_Butterfly Joined Fri 08/06/10 Posts: 111	Tue 09/28/10 06:07 PM
If this were true I'd have men lining up at my door...

gummykiss Joined Sun 09/12/10 Posts: 122	Wed 09/29/10 10:29 PM
Ever heard that joke, when the boobs fall, on says to the other..."if we don't perk up, people will think we're nuts!"

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