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Sure!
Well, depends on how many yards we are talking about. |
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I M A 2 L
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That's usually what happens when I start to say, "Hold my beer. Check THIS out!" They never end up having a paw free for the beer. 
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You basically que them to indicate that with a victrola, right?
Is that a true "no" or just a wtf look? |
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"Your profile has the perfect acoustics for a Gregorian Chant."?
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sat 09/05/20 09:20 PM
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The "HUH?" look your dog gives you
When an ole Sam Cooke song randomly plays on the radio Farting on que when people are crowding my space (True even BEFORE COVID) |
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Topic:
S & M
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A Sadist and a Masochist get married.
They get to the Newlywed Boudoir. The Masochist says, "Now HURT me!" The Sadist says, "No." |
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Topic:
How to pick up Mature Women
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Read "The Interpretation of Dreams" Proceed
I know, I know...all these suggestions AND homework?!? If it's not one thing it's your mother! |
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the popcorn
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I feeel.................Pretty
Oh so pretty Not a pity how pretty I feeeeel |
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Topic:
What is love????
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love is a song of praise on your lips... Love one another, but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. Even though from a now deactivated (most likely scammer)  Ima havta Google this.
Gibran....No Wonder |
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Topic:
What is love????
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love is a song of praise on your lips... Love one another, but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. Even though from a now deactivated (most likely scammer) Ima havta Google this.
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Topic:
I can't find cougars
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Be careful of fantasies with nowhere to grow.
You could end up a 40something with a bad jogging suit and combover, making payments on a sports car you really can't afford. Reason?: Looking for a 29 year old who is probably well adjusted and looks to her contemporaries to Rock Her World. The kind you overlooked while in your late 20s early 30s when watching increasingly shameful porn. It's a set up for lifelong disappointment, but, if it's not one thing it's your mother. |
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Topic:
With one word..
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Not following rules well or math talented
.......but all in all a good day aside from senseless rebellion and learning disability |
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Please give Michael Bolton and Celine Dion a boil on their collective azzz.
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Must work on my short attention spa
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Mischievous Smile
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Topic:
monologue - part 9
Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sun 07/05/20 11:34 AM
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one's loss is the other ones's gain .... and 3rd apparently Oops |
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Topic:
monologue - part 9
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one's loss is the other ones's gain Second Place 
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Topic:
monologue - part 9
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https://youtu.be/OQLtqUknpjk
and,out |
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