If you need to learn the real man rules...Here's a some courses you can take....

Becoming A Real Man
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY, BECOMING A REAL MAN. That’s right, in just six quarters, you too can be a real man.

The program outline:

FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS- Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response To Getting In At 4AM

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End With Conception

MEN 113 Get A Life, Learn To Cook

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You’re Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers

SECOND YEAR Fall Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take A Shower

MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

MEN 212 You Too, Can Be A Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest - You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary

MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay

Somebody's in the corner waiting for their wax job so they can put on their hose and heels!!!!!!!

The Women's Rules...

The female always makes the rules....

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong.

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all time.

The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.

Short...sweet and to the point!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas (((((((Snuggs)))))...Hope ya had a good one doll!!!!!!!!

I think we need some re-runs of desperate housewives instead!!!!!

Hey are we "demanning"...errrrrr I mean demeaning?????


My fav topic....Merry Christmas ladies....

I agree...There is absolutely NO reason why if people aren't happy they can't break up with...divorce or leave the person first...Cheating is just cowardly...sneaky and selfish!!!!!!!!

Does that mean cause they don't want you cause maybe you're not their type that has to mean then that they have to want a jerk or a cheater???????

I think NOT!!!!!!!!!

Well look on the bright side...Perhaps 6 times is the charm!!!!!!

ERRRRRRRRRR...Maybe not!!!!!!!!

Only if it's October 18 2008!!!!!!!!!

I think we should just spell words how we pronounce them and end all the confusion!!!!!!!!!

(((((((((((((Katie)))))))))))))))

Good to see ya girlie..Take Care!!!!!!!!!!

Weddings today can be as traditional or non-traditional as one wants to be...You can wear white if you choose or any colour for that matter..I happen to like the champagne and ivory colours myself for a second marriage!!!!!!!

I'm pretty good at cards and checkers...So I love the game players...A little competition never hurt anyone...Oh except my opponents!!!!!!!!

Of course I'm COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.........

















I don't need a test to tell me that one!!!!!!!!

I lurk....Therefore I am!!!!!!!!!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM I would suspect it is a BOY opening with that kind of line and not a MAN!!!!!!!!


In any event...It really revs my engine.........
















































NOT!!!!!!!!

Well if that person chose to leave and read my threads...Feel free cause I have nothing to hide....However if we chose to live together or were close enough to date etc...NO...I certainly wouoldn't be spending my time chatting on-line...I would be on long enough to say hi once in awhile and that's about it!!!!

Yep...sure is...Gyps!!!!!!!!

If only we could be treated that way...Guess things would be less crappy!!!!!!!

Extemely wise words...I refuse to engage...I can see through things like that and all it does is push me further away...Either be straight up and honest with me or don't bother saying anything!!!!!!!!