Don't feel bad, I was new to dating sites, when I started with the first
one in June. I am now here with a great bunch of friends. Basically that
is what it is all about making friends, and sometimes a spark will
happen. In the meantime, it is fantastic to be able to talk with so many
and become friends. So welcome Jane.

One afternoon Boudreaux was relaxing on sofa when his phone rang and
when he picked it up and said "hello" the voice on the other in said
"Boudreaux if you not doing nothing but laying around come cut my grass
for me. I'll pay you 5 dollars."

Boudreaux recognized the voice it was that crazy Miss Hebert from the
other side of town. Not wanting to sound mean or rood to her he said "OK
Miss. Hebert I'll be there in a few minutes." Boudreaux got in his truck
and drove over to the old lady's house where she was waiting at the
screen door.

She said "Look Boudreaux go in the shed and bring out the little Blue
Tractor I'll show you how to use it." Boudreaux thought to himself "I
drive heavy equipment at the port what can this crazy old woman tell me
about cutting grass." Then Boudreaux saw it The Little Garden Tractor it
looked like someone shrunk a cane tractor to the size of a riding lawn
mower, how cute. Boudreaux rolled it out on the drive way and Miss.
Hebert gave him the key and said told him "Look here Boudreaux you keep
this tractor in second gear at all times you here!" He said "Yes mam."

Boudreaux started the tractor up pushed the clutch in and put the gear
shifter in #2 and let the clutch out and the mower went down in the
grass but it was so slow. Boudreaux said "This is going to take all day
as this speed so when I get around to the other side of the house I'll
kick this little blue tractor in #6 gear and finish this in on time.
What that crazy knows any way."

So as soon as he made the corner Boudreaux press the clutch in and
shifted the tractor in #6 gear. Now what happen next is not too clear
but here goes. Boudreaux let the clutch out and the tractor took off
like a flock of ducks. Boudreaux holding the steering for dear life,
flying down the side of the house managed to just miss the rose bush and
gas meter. Now managing to clear the corner of the house and now heading
into the back yard he makes a hard right hand turn. Open his eyes for a
second he notices the giant fig trees directly in front of him but too
late. Boudreaux parted those 2 fig trees like Moses parted the Red Sea,
there were figs, fig leaves, branches, grass, and dirt flying every
where and Boudreaux still hanging on for dear life.

Now clearing the fig trees Boudreaux open his eyes a little bit and saw
the pine tree and the fence just in front of him so he turn hard right
again this time he miss the tree but was now heading straight toward the
garage. But too late he glanced off the garage and now heading down the
driveway. The little mower and Boudreaux holding on for dear life,
screaming like a schoolgirl, are both headed for Main St.

Crossing Main St in a blink of an eye, jumping the curb and now going
through Mr. Martin's yard taking out one row of monkey grass and 3 small
banana trees finely coming to a stop in Miss Rose's big ditch. Boudreaux
jumped off the tractor and looked all around to see if anyone saw what
he just did, you know the look. Boudreaux gather himself up dragged the
little blue mower back into Miss Hebert yard and finished cutting her
grass in second gear.

So when a crazy old lady tells you to cut her grass in second gear, Do
what she tell you!

Politicians don't want you to know they are willing to sacrifice you in
order to line their pockets.

awake

It must have been a dreamsicle!

Cherry bomb sex change!

Thibodeaux came back from a 28 day hitch offshore. He had made him a big
check. So Thibodeaux decided to go to Gulotta's in New Iberia and buy
himself a brand new pair of patent leather boots. After buying the
boots, Thibodeaux decided to go dancing at La Poussierre in Breaux
Bridge to break in his new boots.

At the dance Thibodeax asked Marie if she want to waltz. She said, "Mais
yea, Thibodeaux." In the middle of dancing, Thibodeaux asked Marie, "You
got some blue panties on?" Marie replied, "Yea, how you know dat?"
Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the reflection in my brand new
patent leather boots."

Thibodeaux then asked Claudette if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In
the middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "You got some red panties on?"
Claudette said, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I
could see the relection in my brand new pair of patent leather boots."

Thibodeaux then asked Clotile if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In the
middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "Clotile, you not wearing any
panties, huh?" Clotile said, "Mais non, Thibodeaux." Thibodeaux caught
his breath and said in relief, "Thank God, I thought I had a crack in my
brand new pair of patent leather boots."

The apple represents knowledge. Eve took the first bite and knowledge
opened her eyes. She, like most women, then shared it with Adam, the one
she loved. After he ate it, he thought of himself as better then God. So
God had to punish Adam. Adam said was Eves fault, because she gave him
the apple to eat. God in his infinite wisdom, knew Eve was filled with
love and needed to share that love and Adam would need help to survive
when he closed down the garden. So God made it for Eve to bear and bond
with the children and teach them, later as they grew helped Adam.

You are not to direct people to another website on the forums. I used to
belong to another site and I email someone a website address and was
ban. I just did that without thinking and was worried that I would be
ban that is the reason I asked.

bubbles & suds = clean fun

Here's to you two, may you be together always!

Thank you! I was a bit worried, because this has happened in the recent
past.

Louisiana born and raised!

Check you mail, I hope this information helps.

I just sent someone the apple support website address and the phone
number for the Ipod they are having trouble with. They asking for help
in the forum and I had just got my problem repaired with my Ipod. I did
not put it in the forums, but through the email on this site, will I be
ban from this site for doing this.

stickandstone welcome to JSH. Just think of the place as
home.

pappa, I guess everytime you pass it you remember the past. I wonder if
she does too!

You're the best=it had to be you

bigpappa, did it ever wear off, I talking the paint on the overpass?

Too many, some used to have homes in the French Quarters, but a lot of
celebrities are in the parades here and quite a few movies filmed in
Louisiana. You have alot that come here to be treated as just everyday
people and they are.