I wonder how much liquor was consumed at that wedding.

As long as your daughter is not a diabetic. My mother was a diabetic and
always had trouble with her ears, they would get infected easily and the
holes would close up. Remember you will be responsible for cleaning the
ears and turning the earrings, make sure you have the time in your busy
schedule.

I am Catholic, I am not a steady church goer. I don't go to church on
holidays. But every now and then when I am off of work and the feeling
comes over me to hear the words of the lord coming out of another's
mouth, that is when I go. Most of the time I have my daily conversation
with God.

I was raised, it is not how many times you go to church, but what you
actually do that matters and that God is everywhere. I know of many that
are hypocrites that go church every Sunday, then sin all week or turn
their backs on their neighbors.

Paul, so where are you? I am glad you took the trip over to our new
home. The landlords are great and the tenants are all nice. No drama
here either. Here have a flower.

A man that can cook, you sure know how to get to a woman's heart. Okay
now talk dessert!

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack fell on the candle stick,
Jack does it to get a thrill,
Now wants to be called Jill.

Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the b**ch got a bone of her own!

This is home now, and the natives are friendly. You will find them
welcoming you with open arms.

The foundation had to start somewhere for the place.

It most certainly does! And I love to soak after a hard day.

Yes, but I haven't been around as long as you have. I haven't had a
chance for the threads old and worn.

Oh don't chicken out, I have missed our how are you doing email! Come on
out sweetie and make yourself at home.

Yeah, I have the room with the jacuzzi. You know I came here for some R
& R. I love to sip my glass of wine, listen to soft music, and have the
candles flickering there light in the mirrors surrounding the jacuzzi. I
even have the high tread count sheets on the bed with rose petal spread
across it.

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on
a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet
Parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrives and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the
night. She explains to the driver that her husband will be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother"

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her
in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her
fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

The walls aren't that thin in your room, are they? LOL

I love to take photos of just about anything. Even loved my screw ups. I
lost so many and my photo album. Soon I will be back in business. I even
like to do Macro. I love to take photo with action better then posed.
With digital, I can snap and discard what I don't like, no planning at
all.

hottie, you are doing very well. I don't have children, but I helped to
raise my nephew and did sitting at a nursery. We had the time outs, it
works. Children seem to get hyped up and start to misbehave when they
are tired, so putting a child in their room is appropriate. Also after
the time out explain to the child why and what for they were punished.
Later on when the child is older, after the time out, have the child
explain why they were punished. It instills in them a knowledge that
when they do wrong they will be punished with a time out.

Always set aside time for togetherness, when the child gets your full
attention. Hug and praise the child when they put a toy away after
playing with it, even if that is the only chore the child does for now.
You can add putting clothes in the dirty clothes hamper too. Later as
the child grows so does the responsibles of their chores. A favorite
activity should be the reward at the end of the week just as if they had
a regular job.

When the child is taking a nap or asleep for the night, treat yourself
to something you enjoy a long soak in the tub, a rented movie, a hobby,
etc.

Take you time and enjoy your child while they are young for they grew up
too fast.

I guess no masterbation for peace and quiet there! LMAO

Hello, welcome and make yourself at home.

I don't date people that I work with. If the relationship goes sour, you
still have to see them on a daily basis, unless you find another job.
Besides that there a enough rumors without give them something else to
talk about. Of course, we are small and only have about 2,000 to 3,000
people employed.