Thibodeaux came back from a 28 day hitch offshore. He had made him a big
check. So Thibodeaux decided to go to Gulotta's in New Iberia and buy
himself a brand new pair of patent leather boots. After buying the
boots, Thibodeaux decided to go dancing at La Poussierre in Breaux
Bridge to break in his new boots.

At the dance Thibodeax asked Marie if she want to waltz. She said, "Mais
yea, Thibodeaux." In the middle of dancing, Thibodeaux asked Marie, "You
got some blue panties on?" Marie replied, "Yea, how you know dat?"
Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the reflection in my brand new
patent leather boots."

Thibodeaux then asked Claudette if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In
the middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "You got some red panties on?"
Claudette said, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I
could see the relection in my brand new pair of patent leather boots."

Thibodeaux then asked Clotile if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In the
middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "Clotile, you not wearing any
panties, huh?" Clotile said, "Mais non, Thibodeaux." Thibodeaux caught
his breath and said in relief, "Thank God, I thought I had a crack in my
brand new pair of patent leather boots."