If I repent just before passing away, he'd have no choice but accept me into heaven anyway!!!

So what's the use of depriving myself of the earthly pleasures???

Cheer up, darling!

Rather than thinking "How bad it is",

addopt the attitude: "It cannot get any worst than it already is!!!

Just cuz Good Guys finish last,

Doesn't mean they're the ones with the most stuff!!!

My God, that's really profound, Abra!!!

You touched on one of the "Acheles' foot" of the Christianity!!!
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Now, you better repent, you sinner!!!

That does it!

If he prefers dogs to you,

you better Spade or newter him!!!

Certainly.
We've learnt interpreting the mirracle that happen to us, and attribute them to our own doing! (which, actually, is how it really is)!!!

If that's how they express their stabborness -- show up for dates, or see you more frequently -- then they aren't worth it!!!

Try dating the single men (i.e. not married)!!!

EXACTLY!
Which only proves the point that God is a product of our imagination!!!

You've got to lower your demands, dear!

Let's face it, ladies, the zest and eagerness to please of the younger men CANNOT be compared with that of the older gents!

In any case, God won't miss your devotion.

He's got enough suckers devoted to him! ! !

Wouldn't he be a bit too large/long for you? ? ?

Unless I missed someyhing, you get ahead of yourself:
I don't remember any sex getting into the picture. The steps outlined so far, as I read it, were "Feed me" and "Watch me snore".
How did "good sex" get in there? ? ?

That's so damn SARCASTIC, I'd even say that's CHEERFUL!!!

I beg your pardon, honey, but what particular statement are you referring to??? -- there have been so many already!

The Myan and Aztec communities? I forgot I mentioned them. DID I ???

May be your referring to Natural disasters?
Well, you should be familiar with statistics in your line of work, no? In that case, comparing the frequency of US disasters -- most of which are "man-made" anyway -- with the Natural disasters around the world IS like comparing a "male reproductive organ" with the finger!!!

Sounds like you've never left the US -- to live for a while in a poor country where there are no poor quartes because the whole country is a "poor quarter"!!!

In that sense, even a "Zero sense" is too much for you -- more like -5!!!
However, you've managed to earn some points back with your 3rd paragraph -- for agreeing with me -- exactly 5.01!!!
Thus, your total score is 0.01 which is better than zero...

Yeah, I know: .. and watch you roll over -- SNORING!!!

* * * Oh, man, your a very complex person!!!

Guys, you forget one important contradiction:

While most of the guys tend to fall in love through their eyes,

most of the women tend to ... through their EARS!!!

Thus, if you cannot "pull the wool" over the woman's ears with your tongue -- that's what Ladylid2012 meant by the "tongue work" primerily (among other things), I think -- then your plainly out of luck and might as well join the ranks of queeres (i.e. Homos..)!!!
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Some people are too wise (and, possibly, chauvenistic) to appreciate the courage of thoughts that are unbounded by generally accepted theories. In fact, that's not because they are just being realistic. On the contrary, they're simply too mediocre -- holding on to the generally accepted knowlwdge, and waiting for "others" (i.e. researchers) to show them what's possible!!!

(Einstein)

misterwiggly, donthatoneguy, Kings_Knight, s1owhand, anybodyelseImissed -- hey there, "wise" guys!

Only the worthless (i.e. uncreative) men require money for pleasing a woman!

As far as a woman pleasing a man without it costing him money,
it depends on a man's creativity!!!
"Pleasing a man" is a woman's purppose! -- IF HE'S WORTH IT!!!