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If a blindman could see, would he still smell good?
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Did you ride the bus or bring a lunch ?
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Do house flies have vaginas?
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I keep rubbing my lamp and I still can't get the genie to come out!
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I keep rubbing my lamp and I still can't get the genie to come out! Dude! Awesome! |
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i went to groud zero last year.
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what would happen if mirrors could talk
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Was Poppa Smurf bangin' Smurfette?
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If I said to somebody (presumably a girl) that I would move mountains for her... that she take me to the nearest mountain and says; "go on then"
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Could you see the invisible man coming ?
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Could you see the invisible man coming ? Coming towards you? Or just coming? |
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I bought a web cam, and it just shows spiders.
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When do you decide it's alright to pass wind in front of the one you are dating? The first date? The second? The seventh? The 10th? Never? Or if she/he does first? I always wondered what the protocol was on that. Any thoughts?
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how comes chickens got no teeth
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what would happen if mirrors could talk ... ... Simply BRILLIANT! |
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Things have never been the same sense i was three and realized Kermit the Frog was naked!
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Why does Donald Duck walk round naked from the waist down yet put a towel round his waist when he gets out of the bath ?
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Confuscious say: Frozen squirrel make bad dinner guest.
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You current events folks will understand this. If you got caught smoking in a airplane lavatory, would you lie about it, and joke that you were trying to light your shoe on fire?
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does bushes really have ears
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