Nope... BARF!

I once had an orange named fred
who often fell on his head
he smelt of poo
or an old shoe
Now that poor orange is dead

Do you know the definition of statutory rape?

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway lol

*BARF*

82, Thriller MJ was black

Star wars (1980 & 1983) and Indiana Jones (81, 84, 89)

Ahhhh Harrison Ford lol

I got a bowl... It has a brownie and ice cream

Havok (Alexander "Alex" Summers)

jubilee (x-men)

TheShadow

Song: Kraft Dinner By: Annihilator


cupboard's bare, i'm so hungry
life ain't fair, give me some money
macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack

i love, i love, i love, i love
kraf dinner

boiling water, i can't wait
it's getting hotter, it feels so great
macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack

i love, i love, i love, i love
kraf dinner

well that was fun, but now that i'm all done
now sedate, i think i'll buy a crate
macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack

i love, i love, i love, i love
kraf dinner

kraf dinner
dinner
kraf dinner
my dinner

i want it now

You look really cute and like you know how to have fun and that its okay
to be silly sometimes

Opeth - Ghost Reveries - Baying of the Hounds

I hear the baying of the hounds
In the distance, I hear them devouring
Pest ridden jackals of the earth
Diabolical beasts and roaming the forests
In wait and constant protectors
Calling you to sit by his side
Your self loathing image in his flesh
A revelation upon which you linger

His words are flies
Swarming towards the true insects
Feasting on buried dreams
And spreading decay upon your skin
His eyes spew forth a darkness
That cut through and paralyze
Casts light upon your secrets
Forced to confront your enemies

His mouth is a vortex
Sucking you into it's pandemonium
Fools you with a helping hand of ashes
Reached out in false dismay
His body is a country
The cities lay dead and beyond despair
Friends turned enemies unable to come clean
In a rising fog of reeking death

Everything you believed is a lie
Everyone you loved is a death burden
So you take comfort in him
And you are receptive to stark wishes
No longer struggling to declare your stand
You would inflict no harm to others
They are unaware of you
And in a loop of futile events
You are everything, they are nothing

Drown in the deep mire
With past desires
Beneath the mire
Drown desire now with you

Lined up verses on dead skin
"The tainted lips of the stranger
Resting upon hers"

And I embrace bereavement
Everything beloved is shattered anyway
I would devote myself to anyone
I would accept any flaws

I am too weak to resist
Tension vibrating with horror
Finding the outcast in my eyes
Pushing nerves on a puppet
Endless poison in my veins
Clean intent now tainted with death

And so, cold touch now inhumane
Every waking hour
Awaiting a reverie to unfold
And now they are calling me
Louder by the minute
The baying of the hounds
Calling me back to my home

I love facial hair

New Virus Hoax - Olympic Invitation



The "Olympic Invitation" hoax is currently circulating the internet once
again. Seen originally in February 2006, this hoax has returned to our
inbox. Much like the old "Budweiser Frogs" hoax circulated for over
three years, it seems as though this one is set to go the same way.
Virus hoax emails like this are intended to circulate the Internet in a
"chain mail" fashion, providing the originator with the credit within
his/her community. We urge people not to spread the email as it just
assists the progression of the original mail throughout the Internet.

"Breakfast of Champions" Wheaties

not a jingle.. but a slogan

nice keyboard!

I dated a Jehovas Witness once...

His mother nick named me the anti christ

She was a wonderful woman ... I guess she forgot that bible
tells us not to judge others

Toronto Sucks