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peachiegirl28 · 2008-02-27T18:33:41-08:00

This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first ***** you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Wed 02/27/08 06:33 PM
This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first ***** you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."

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I'm offended j/k of course

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Peachiegirl, you are on a roll tonight!!!

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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway lol

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