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This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.
She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first ***** you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into." |
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I'm offended
j/k of course |
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Peachiegirl, you are on a roll tonight!!!
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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway lol
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