1. "I was kidding about being sterile,you know."
2. "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
3. "How come it's so BIG in there?"
4. "You've done this with a lotta guys before--right?"
5. "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,...OK?"
6. (Sniff,Sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
7. (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
8. "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
9. "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
10. "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
11. "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."
12. "I want you to try some of MY deoderant."
13. "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw,like every Tuesday night or something?"
14. "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
15. "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"
16. "I've been getting these blisters lately..."
17. "You wanna do the dishes before you leave?"
18. "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"

" Moneys on the dresser"

19. Where do I swipe my card?

I'm going to need a receipt!!

Do you take I O U's

I'm going over to your sisters, she's better!!

Is there any kind of buttsex other than SURPRISE buttsex?

Wow your friends F#ck better than you!!!!

metalhead looks better looking than you

"Im sorry I usually don't cry that much"

Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth…

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

I wish we got the Playboy channel…

That leak better be from the waterbed!

Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!

This would be more fun with a few more people..

Do you know the definition of statutory rape?

Good_girl just left 15 minutes ago. And Metalhead will be here after I'm done with you...

Wake me up when your done!

i really should read the titles first,

oopsy!

Okay I"m done now get off!

We don't have time to cuddle, you have laundry & cooking to do, now be a good girl & get me a beer...