"I was playing Ping-Pong in Ding-Dang ... they were not the kind of people who like to lose. They proceeded to shove a paddle up my ***."
"Oh my God, Barry! I dont know what I'd do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ***!"
"It wasnt the handle... I've been shittin pancakes ever since."

-(Beerfest, 2006)

"You're eyes are lopsided...... by eyes I mean breasts." Dr. HOUSE

! Dangerfield all day !

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination." Deadpool (Marvel Comics)

"What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine fine dining? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unliking to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right, don't be shy, whip out everything you've got, and do it in da butt!" -Leon Phelps (Ladies Man, 2000)

"Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery...
But today is a gift -
That is why it's called the present."
-Shifu (Kung-Fu Panda, 2008)

One of the best quotes ever.

It has given me insight to the minds of many I normally would not associate myself with or generally would not be likely to meet (location, interests, circumstances) even if wanted.

Maybe it has provided a touch of reflection... 20 years old and on Mingle. Kind of depressing along with the rest of my life.



Sheer boredom... indeed, indeed. That 90% you talking about, been there and back twenty times over. There are definitely a lot more good people here than 'in the real world' (NO NOT THE SHOW! >_<).

"Fear is the mind killer." (Dune, 2000)
"There is no try. Do, or do not." Yoda (Star Wars[V], 1980)

"Hold the person that you love closely if they're next to you
The one you love, not the person that'll simply have sex with you
Appreciate them to the fullest extent, and then beyond
'Cause you never really know what you got, until it's gone." -Immortal Techinique (You Never Know, Revolutionary Vol. 2, 2003)

"I stopped dropping, it got the be too frustrating."
"You know, as stupid as you usually come off during this little diatom of yours, you're gonna sound ten times as stupid on this occasion."
"What? i lost my tolerance for the ******** baggage that comes with eating girls out! whats the big deal?"
"If you say the smell, so help me i'm gonna slug you."
"Not the smell, the smell is good. I'm talking about not being able to do it properly, and my mother brought me up to believe if i cant do something right, i shouldnt do it at all... ofcourse my father told me she gave lousy head."
"Atleast you blame yourself for your sexual inadequecies."
"No, I blame them. Chicks never help you out, never tell you what to do, right? And most of them are all caught up on the smell factor and so most of the time they just lay there like a deer in headlights. I mean, not for nothing, when a chick goes down on me, I let her know where to go, and what the status is. You gotta handle it like CNN on the weather channel.... constant updates." -(Chasing Amy, 1997)

"Be formless... shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend..."
"All kind of knowledge, eventually becomes self knowledge"
"Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it."
"Do not deny the classical approach, simply as a reaction, or you will have created another pattern and trapped yourself there."
"A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it."
"It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential."

~Bruce Lee

[pointing at a mounted moose on the wall] "Where's the rest of this moose? *pause* You must have hated this moose!" (Arthur, 1981)

"I must say that I have been influenced by the people from history that although they cannot help us now they can teach us how to begin to understand the different stages of the struggle that we are involved in. Jose Carlos Mariategui, WEB Dubois, Malcolm X, Che Guevara, Augusto Sandino, Francois Tossaint, Harriet Tubman, Marcus Garvey, Zapata and many others." -Technique

Every time I speak my mind I'm lyrically critical
The pinnacle of being revolutionarily pivotal
Beyond anything ever studied thats metaphysical
Man **** a minority, I'm not politically minimal
But obviously terminologies that are statistical
Are manufactured to be unequivocally subliminal
Transmitted by monopolized media visuals
So I riddle hypocritically pitiful criminals
Habitually utilizing typical rituals..." -Immortal Technique

"So tell me about yourself."

"You mean why I'm a hooker?"

"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"

-Dudley Moore (Arthur 1981)

"Universal Truth is not measured in Mass Appeal" -Immortal Technique

It should be, but often friendship is lost from sight, by one party or another. Too often are elements separated when they should be united, alas I can only pray the union will be true someday.

double trouble!

No jealousy whatsoever. I think if we are all hanging out, they should wait until i'm occupied before swappin spit. I dont mind PDAs but rather the length of them if company is present. That is just inconsiderate, especially if they asked you to chill.

I havent been in a good relationship for years, but what I do get peeved about is when people start talking specifics, like their ex's or their breakups... if i'm dating somebody, i dont want to hear these things put so happily/casually. My perspective tells me to not include names and dates and suddenly its a wild tale of adventure rather than your other blabbing on about another guy/girl. Kind of like the sex issue.... i used to hear all about previous sexual escapades with detail on the person, and most of the time I would know them! A story is fine, but some things need not be said.

At the end of the day, I just want some consideration and respect. If thats there, I will buy the drinks. Cheers!

In good time, without a doubt. I have the pleasure of working from home so I wouldnt lose anything worthwhile.