I was cesarean born ....can't really tell by looking at me....but whenever I leave a house I go out thru the window.





(old joke I heard)

I am the kind of guy that would go right up to him and tell him I don't like you because you're a loser.
I hate people that are afraid of hard work....or even easy work.
yep.

nah...i don't do seafood....don't wanna eat something that came outta the water.

I guess it's gonna be popcorn-chicken.

I'm starving and I don't what to eat!

2 words:

Oxy contin

(i know it's only one word)

wasn't all hung up on her....but jeez...this girls eyes are leaving me fricking speechless....and I don't get the way often...actually never!..had to take a chance.

ok back on topic....I hate spiders and weird bugs too.

No it's says she is ONLINE right now.....could it be she blocked me?
I have never received any emails back from her and only emailed her twice and I can see that she read them 'cuz they are marked read.

off topic but need to know asap 'cuz she's on right now:
hey...how come some members don't show up in my recent activity?
Like I viewed this girls profile and it NEVER shows up in my list...but all others do. I view her profile a lot lol!

it can be harmless all day long....I'm still terrified of them!

wow...even pictures of snakes freak me out.real or fake.

(now here comes a bunch of pictures of snakes I'll bet!)

Rico Suave.
(no...not really)

Probably Loser by Beck.

I'm afraid of snakes. Cannot stand them.
If I see one I WILL run very far away and very fast.
I was raised in the country and saw enough of them to last my whole life.
One was hanging from a tree once and I bumped into it.
Just about s*** my pants.

Once I was at a junkyard pulling an ignition out of a Chevy Lumina and reached under the seat to check for stuff* and there was one under there. I didn't start breathing again for about 10 minutes.


sometimes you can find stuff in old cars. Found lots of money in junked cars.

Dennis Miller...does that count?

pet peeves:

People who don't use their real picture on here.
(or those that have weird pictures of something else)

threads that go way off topic after the 1st page.


hip hop/rap 'music'

oh I couldn't live knowing my doggy was lost!

I rescued my dog from the pound about 10 years ago now.
(you should all go to the pound and save one!)

Best dog in the world.

He even smiles!
(you tell him to smile and he shows all his teeth like he's growling)

He is real smart too. He just knows things without having to be trained.

hope they find their Chihuahua!

individualistic ...hate conforming to anything.....also really hate fads.

If you've ever asked yourself what is the worst show on TV as of today, the answer is:

Operation Repo.

So now you know!

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I am about 95% sure the whole show is staged and I really could vomit just saying Operation Repo.

Only good thing is a get to use a word I don't get to say enough in my daily life: Schmucks.


Disclaimer:
All of the above is just my opinion.

feel like shaving my head and maybe chew on some tinfoil.

Laid back, good looking girls and free health care.

Not sure if this has been posted before since these forums don't have a search function.
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COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the
windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to
write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you
have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just
say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What
do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start
with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on
the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of
your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3
and 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie.
What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1".

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue "W?"

ABBOTT: The blue " 1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the
world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left.
It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even
part of Office.

COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial
bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: T hey can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later) ...........

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".......