The vows i take will
Be forever!!
I'll love you all my life.
There's no holding back,
Once we are man and wife.
Our love is like a mountainside''
It is oor home
Our solidrock''
Our love will always be with us
Held within the heart''
I feel it now,
So strong and free...
So part in every breath
The vows we take will
Be forever!!
Once we say I DO

By:NANCYM1957

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU AND MANY TO COME

YES I AM

That was very good

Hello and nice to meet you!!!

I'll make you a promise,
If you promise me too,

That we'll be together forever''
And our love will stay true,

My love for you
Is ever lasting,

Never will it end''
Hopefully by now,

You have realized,
Your more then,
Just a friend,'''


To: Wolf_Brave
From: NANCYM1957


I You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello and welcome ot our fanily on jsh

Have a safe trip and god bless you all

Hey i like your poem
it sweet and touching too

Hello you all, how is it going tonight?
well i'm 50 and i don't feel my age,
so whats going on here??

Two guys are talking over a beer,
Discussing various sex positions,
The first guy says his favorite positions
Is the "Rodeo."

The other guy asked what positions is,
and how to do it??

Tell youe wife to get on the bed
on all fours
And then do it---Doggy style
Ok says the guy then what??

When things start to heart up
Lean down and to her ear.....
Tell your wife her sister likes it
doggy style too...
Then try to hang on for
8 secound's,""""""

Love poems, and that one i liked lot,

[Q] Where do rednecks meet chicks??????


[A] At family barbecues of coursa...

Crazyolfool

if you got i need unhun

oh well thats how the flow goes
all i can tell you is [DON'T] read it if you have
all ready [HEARD] it

Did you ever think we have alot of new people
new on our site and maybe they have't heard them yet

after all this is where the jokes go!!!!!!!!!!

Letter From A Hillybilly Mom To Her Hillybilly Son

Dear Son,
I am writing this slow cause i know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left.
Your dad read in the paper where most accident happend within
twenty miles of home,So we moved thirty miles away.
I won't be able to send you the address cause the last family
that lived here took the numbers with them for their next house
so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine.The frist day i put four shirts
in it and havne't seen them since.
It only rained twice this week,three days the frist time and
four days the second time.
The coat you want me to send to you,your aunt Sue said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons,So we
cut them off and put them in the pocket.
About your Father-he has a loveiy new job.He has 500 men under
him,He is cutting gress at the cemetery.
Your sister-had a baby,we don't know if you are aunt or uncle
Three of your friend went off the bridgr in the pickup,One was
driving and the others two were in the back.The driver got out,
He rolled down the window and swam to safety,The other twdrowned,they couln't get the tailgate down.
Youe uncle John fell in the whiskey vat.Some men tried to pull him out.but he fought them off,so he drowned.
We had him cremated.He burned for three days.

Not much news this time, nothing much happened

Love,
Mom


PS I was going to send you some money,
but the envelope was already sealed.



I'm a hillybilly my seft and i thought this joke was cute
My Son Glenn gave it to me

[Q] Whay are vibrators better then men???

[A] Because they never screw other women,
never come in drunk, and you don't
have to do their laundry!!!

Oh i love that song it has true meaning