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Sat 08/25/07 10:48 PM
[Q] Where do you have to go to find a man
that is truly into commitment???????

[A] A mental hospital.........

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Sat 08/25/07 10:42 PM
I' up and putting on jokes
hope you guys don't get mad

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Sat 08/25/07 10:40 PM

Hi and welcome to jsh

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Sat 08/25/07 09:39 PM
God made the world with a heart full of LOVE
Then he looked down from HEAVEN above,

And saw that we all need a helping HAND
Someone to share with, who'll understand.

He made special PEOPLE to see us thought,
The glad time and the sad times too;

A person on whom we can always depend, someone we
Can call a FRIEND.

God made FRIENDS so we'll carry''
Apart of HIS perfect
LOVE in all our HEARTS.


BY: NANCYM



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Sat 08/25/07 09:13 PM

With your looks you should have women
hanging all over you!!!!!!!!!!

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Sat 08/25/07 09:08 PM
TO Whispersanddwinks

Here is a poem for you both''

~~ True Love ~~

Drop a tear
It releases the the fear,
Feel her near,
And tell it in her ear,
I'll love you to the end....

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Sat 08/25/07 08:56 PM

Wishing you both the best of luck

love is in the air!!!


happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Sat 08/25/07 08:48 PM
Rule's here, rules there
Rule's at home
Rule's nagging take out the trash
Rule's yelling don't sass.

Rule's here, rules there
Rule's in shhool
Rule's for biding no gum
Rule's say don't run.

Rule's here, rules there
Rule's in sports
Rule's decbring practes everyday
Rule's say fair play.

Rule's here, rules there
Rule's are everywhere
Rule's are like a curs
Rule's follow you from birth.


BY: NANCYM






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Sat 08/25/07 08:34 PM

I'm very sorry to hear about youe Dad
He will always be in your heart,

My Dad died when i was 11 yrs old, so i do know
what your going thur,as i was very close to him too.

God Bless you and your family

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Sat 08/25/07 03:00 PM
Two co--workers are leaving the office,

''I can't wait till i get home,
say's one of them. as soon as i walk in the door,

I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off!''
I know what you mean, it feels like i'm not..

Even married, cause i'm gone all the time!!
''No, i'm serious, say's the first one

''They're killing me.''

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Sat 08/25/07 02:48 PM
Men are like a deck of cards

You need a HEART to love them

A DIAMOND to marry them

A CLUB to beat them

And a SPADE to bury them


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Fri 08/24/07 10:31 PM

Well why not you all are picking on
its olny a jokelaugh laugh laugh

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Fri 08/24/07 09:59 PM

well i just got here not long ago
was watching a football game,
so thought i would put a few poems on

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Fri 08/24/07 09:55 PM

[Q] What makes men chase women
who they have no intention of marring


[A] The same instinct that makes dogs
chase cars they have no intention to drive..

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Fri 08/24/07 09:42 PM
It is nice to meet you
welcome to jsh

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Fri 08/24/07 09:39 PM

Hi
Welcome to jsh

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Fri 08/24/07 09:36 PM
Keep ever to an even pace,
for slow and steady wins
the race.
Tell the truth be not to
clever, for fooled once is
warned forever,
The root to all evil and
stupidity is greed, which some
folks call stupied,
Don't save for tomorrow
what's best done today,
Theres a time for work and time
for play, each proper
season i say,
Beware of those who look to fine
remember how the
wolf did devine.


By NANCYM1957



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Fri 08/24/07 09:09 PM
Hey coco56
they wouldn't know a joke if it
hit them in the facelaugh laugh laugh

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Fri 08/24/07 01:40 PM

omgosh that funny--laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 08/24/07 01:36 PM
Men are like..... snown storms.....
you never know when they're coming.....

How many inches you'll get....
or how long it will last....

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