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[Q] Whay are vibrators better then men??? [A] Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!!! |
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i love it and so true..vibrators r much better than men anyways..lmao!!!
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Q::Why is a blow-up Doll better than a woman?
A::Because 1.you don't have to feed her 2.she doesn't wreck your cars 3.she doesn't get PMS 4.she will never fck around on you. 5.she never talks back 6.she listens intently 7.she doesn't complain about HOW or HOW LONG the sex is. 8.she is alays home every night 9.she has no MOTHER-IN-LAW 10.when you are done with her you just let her air out and put her back in the box |
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...wait I wouldn't be with other women...
...I don't drink, and the thought of being drunk terrifies me... ...and I do my own laundry, as well as anyone else's... I'm not sure this joke applies to me... |
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Oh please...
there ain't nothing like the real thing Baby
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...yeah, can a vibrator hug you?
wait, don't answer that, I'd rather not know... |
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vibrators cant reach the stuff you cant
they cant fix your car for you when its broke they cant take you out for a night on the town either and that is just a few blow up dolls cant scratch that itch on your back you cant reach they cant hold you tight when you feel down they cant boost your ego with compliments either and that is just a few but the main thing neither substitute can do is say I love you. |
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I love men...laundry and all!!
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Yea,Joshy..You tell em
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Good Man...Covington...and Joshy...
You guys rock big time...  and out to shame some men's attitudes who are much older and who are "supposed " to be more mature, but obviously that isn't always true..... For real Men all over the world.... This bud's for you  and this one too Tigress of righteousness
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Just to clear the air...my post WAS a joke. This is NOT how I feel about women. I agree that there is nothing like having the real thing around that loves and cares for you.
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Ohhhhhhhhh....Lakeman....
Alright...Good Man.... That's what I want to hear...
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as the old song goes aint nothing like the real thing baby
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That was on a Coke commercial!! Havn't heard that in a while.
Then it goes...just glad we had the real thing baby..OH!! |
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Rogers & Hammerstein
"Nothing Like a Dame" Camelot "How to Handle a Woman" Nothing better to snuggle up with, hands down. |
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Crazyolfool if you got i need unhun |
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